Famous Quotes & Sayings

Steve Jobs

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy. On the importance of loving what you do...

Steve Crocker

An elegantly organized tour of the Internet, both fun and informative, a rare combination!

Steve Earle

Funerals are a pagan rite. There's not any doubt about it.

Steve Coogan

A lot of people can be very scared about making themselves vulnerable and appearing uncool. I don't really give a damn; as long as it's funny, I'll do it [make fun of myself].

Steve Coogan

In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve.

Steve Coogan

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

Steve Coogan

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.

Steve Coogan

All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve.

Steve Coogan

I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again.

Steve Coogan

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

Steve Coogan

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

Steve Coogan

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.

Steve Coogan

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.

Steve Coogan

It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.

Steve Coogan

That was liquid football

Steve Coogan

There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.

Steve Coogan

You really have got lots of issues! Yeah, of 'What Car Magazine'!

Steve Coogan

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net!

Steve Coogan

Actors say they do their own stunts for the integrity of the film but I did them because they looked like a lot of fun.

Steve Coogan

If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.

Steve Coogan

A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.

Steve Coogan

Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.

Steve Coogan

I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.

Stephen Root

It's fun to do voiceover work, although you still have to act. But it doesn't involve memorizing lines, and you don't have to dress up.

Stephen Sondheim

For me it's more fun to find an unexpected moment for a character to sing when you don't expect them to.

Monica Bellucci

Instead of going to the gym, I dress in black - a lot more practical and much more fun.

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

We want to tell him [Blair] that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured.

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Authentic sources - many authentic sources.

Minka Kelly

No matter what you're doing, live it. Make an experience. Have fun. Relate to someone. Take them in. Learn.

Miranda Cosgrove

My ideal guy would be funny and fun to be around.

Miranda Cosgrove

Being in the movie [School of Rock] was really cool. Sometimes we had to do takes over, but Jack always kept us going. He was fun.

Miranda Cosgrove

I love making 'iCarly' - it's so much fun, and I love getting the script every week and not really knowing what insane thing I'm going to be doing. It's just like an adventure every episode; that's really fun.

Mike Judge

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don't know what's best for you.