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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
feet great hands paul turnaround
Paul is very intelligent. He's very skilled, has great hands and can do a turnaround jumper from 6 feet to 18 feet on the block. Mark Turgeon
feet mass people respect sheer tons trains weight
People need to have a respect just for the sheer mass of trains, ... Most trains are 6,000 feet long and 5,000 tons or more. When you think about it, that's a lot of weight to stop.
feet nice portfolio stocks wet
Right now you want to get your feet wet and have a nice diversified portfolio of stocks that is going to be around for a while.
feet project square store
We need about 5,000 square feet to keep this project going. We can get the furniture, and we can give it away. We just need a place to store it in the process.
feet church going-to-church
I walked away from going to church when I was 8. I didn't set foot in another church until I was 28.
feet growing japan
Japan is back on its feet and growing again.
feet
That was at least 40 or 50 feet over.
feet grown lined shot
I was ready. My feet were lined up, and that's a shot I've grown pretty comfortable with. Michael White
feet parking
I was in a parking lot, probably 75-80 feet away.
bigs born diminish
I was born into big celebrity. It could only diminish. Carrie Fisher
bigs learning-experience
Producing is just a big learning experience. Ashley Tisdale
bigs
You don't have to be big to be great. Dominika Cibulkova
bigs populist ifs
I'm anti-big power. I don't know if that's populist or not. Brian Lamb
bigs existence firm
But I'm a big, firm believer in speaking everything into existence. Ashthon Jones
bigs screens big-screen
I like to direct for the big screen. David Boreanaz
bigs
I'm a big old romantic. Colin Farrell
bigs wells big-things
Right is right, and wrong is wrong, in small things as well as in big things. Billy Graham
bigs mass big-business
Big business always serve - directly or indirectly - the masses. Ludwig von Mises