Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bitsie Tulloch

My not-so-fun traits are that I get very impatient and I can be really stubborn.

Bjarne Stroustrup

The most fundamental problem in software development is complexity. There is only one basic way of dealing with complexity: divide and conquer

Bill Gross

When you're underperforming the index, you go home at night and cry in your beer," he said, adding: "It's not fun, but who said this business should be fun. We're too well paid to hang our heads and say boo hoo.

Bill Gates

Life is a lot more fun if you treat its challenges in creative ways.

Bette Midler

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Bette Midler

I never know how much of what I say is true.

Bennett Cerf

I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have a television set in my house," well, these people are fools.

Benny Hill

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Benny Hill

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Bill Gates

A fundamental new rule for business is that the Internet changes everything.

Bill Gates

If I had a dollar for every time someone made fun of me in high school-oh wait, I do!

Bill Gates

No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer

Bill Gates

(Talking about his first computer) Like all kids we not only fooled around with our toys, we changed them. If you've ever watched a child with a cardboard carton and a box of crayons create a spaceship with cool control panels, or listened to their improvised rules, such as "Red cars can jump all others," then you know that this impulse to make a toy do more is at the heart of innovative childhood play. It is also the essence of creativity.

Bill Gates

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.

Bill Gates

Customer service will become the primary value added function of every business.

Bill Gates

Philanthropy is fun and fulfilling.

Bill Gates

in china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you

Bill Gates

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Bob Weir

More fun than a frog in a glass of milk.

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

Bob Schieffer

One thing young people have to always keep in mind when deciding what they want to do with their lives is, is it fun? Is it something that I'm interested in? Is it something I enjoy?

Bob Uecker

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.

Bob Geldof

I'd always thought the Rats were good fun, but one of the very nice things about being of Saga age is that I can actually look back and think, When I was younger I was in a great band. It was always a collective thing.

Bob Arum

Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages.

Bob Arum

Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth.

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

Brian Billick

We'll see where we are when we get to the quarter mark this week, when we get to the halfway mark. The NFL is all over the map. It's fun to watch.

We are also in the grips of liquidations by hedge funds and a lot of dealers don't want to see big exposures,

The reforms Putnam will undertake as part of the commission's order are intended to provide real and substantial protections for mutual fund investors.

Ron Pearson

Therefore, a portfolio with 10 or even 15 funds is not uncommon.