Famous Quotes & Sayings

Beatrix Potter

Here comes Peter Cottontail right down the bunny trail....

Denis Leary

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

Denis Leary

Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.

Bill Maher

New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last time I celebrated Easter, in 1962.

Bill Toomey

The East Germans first used biomechanics. This meant that rather than guessing about technique and form, they could apply changes to athletic performance based on science.

Mark Russell

The regulation on the PGA Tour is 72 holes -- that was put in place by the players, ... We make every effort to finish on Sunday by 6Êp.m. Eastern time, but if we don't, we go to Monday.

Charles Wesley

Christ the Lord is risen to-day, Sons of men and angels say. Raise your joys and triumphs high; Sing, ye heavens, and earth reply.

Unfortunately, Middle Eastern people are going to be approached more often than not,

C. S. Lewis

Here the whole world (stars, water, air, And field, and forest, as they were Reflected in a single mind) Like cast off clothes was left behind In ashes, yet with hopes that she, Re-born from holy poverty, In lenten lands, hereafter may Resume them on her Easter Day." (Epitaph for Joy Gresham)

Martti Ahtisaari

With my mother, I moved from one household to another before settling in the eastern part of Finland, in the city of Kuopio.

Bobby Heenan

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

Bobby Heenan

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Benjamin Franklin

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter.

Benjamin Franklin

He that won't be counseled can't be helped. He that would have a short Lent, let him borrow Money to be repaid at Easter.

Charles Kingsley

See the land, her Easter keeping, Rises as her Maker rose. Seeds, so long in darkness sleeping, Burst at last from winter snows. Earth with heaven above rejoices...

Bill Hicks

In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

Antonin Scalia

To many Americans, everything from the Easter morning to the Ascension had to be made up by the groveling enthusiasts as part of their plan to get themselves martyred.

Argus Hamilton

Bill and Hillary will spend Easter with her brothers Hugh and Tony and Roger Clinton. They have a family ritual at all holiday dinners. After they sit down, they hold hands, close their eyes, and get their stories straight.

Brian K. Vaughan

How is it possible that our parents lied to us?" "Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school. This wont hurt a bit. Your face will freeze like that..." "Everythings going to be alright.

Jared Diamond

What did the last Easter Islander say as he chopped down the last tree? The Easter Islanders didnt have anthropologists.

Jared Diamond

The metaphor is so obvious. Easter Island isolated in the Pacific Ocean — once the island got into trouble, there was no way they could get free. There was no other people from whom they could get help. In the same way that we on Planet Earth, if we ruin our own [world], we won't be able to get help.

There are no immediate plans right now. But we (need) schools in the eastern part of the city.

Charles Bukowski

The ladies usually go for the biggest damn fool they can find; that is why the human race stands where it does today: we have bred the clever and lasting Casanovas, all hollow inside, like the chocolate Easter bunnies we foster upon our poor children.

C. S. Lewis

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart

We are looking into all potential locations, but eastern Europe is a strong contender.

Just to see the poverty in Eastern Europe is shocking.

It is a fact unfortunately that there was (a plan) to target key installations in Eastern Province,

It is a fact ? unfortunately ? that there was (a plan) to target key installations in Eastern Province,

I thought we gave Eastern some trouble. I thought we gave them a good game.

Phil Davis

His team will now provide support for the folks in eastern Texas as well as the Louisiana area,

He knows how to handle the subtle inner feelings in a Eastern way while retaining the American way of telling the story.

He is terrifying to Middle Eastern elites. He is terrifying to Middle Eastern governments,

Adolf Hitler

More people died as a result of the tiny abortive Easter Uprising against British rule in Ireland (1916) than died as a result of political violence in Germany during the entire National Socialist revolution.