Famous Quotes & Sayings

Lauren Myracle

Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!

Mitch Hedberg

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

Jodi Picoult

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

Patricia Neal

Don't forget to duck!

Oscar Wilde

Nature is a wet place where large numbers of ducks fly overhead uncooked.

Maeve Binchy

I don't have ugly ducklings turning into swans in my stories. I have ugly ducklings turning into confident ducks.

Martin Freeman

It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers.

Nicholas Sparks

What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer.

Patton Oswalt

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

Paul Feig

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

Mark Levin

The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty.

George C. Wallace

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.

Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

I don't duck or dodge anybody.

Rick Dees

Flapping my arms I began to cluck, look at me, I'm the disco duck.

Phil Robertson

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.

Phil Robertson

I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all.

Phil Robertson

I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck's head off.

Phil Robertson

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

Phil Robertson

If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.

Roberto Benigni

I am like a cartoon strip; I am like Donald Duck; everybody knows me in Italy.

Sarah Polley

We're still at a point where women [directors] aren't allowed to be mad visionaries. We have to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that we're responsible, that we can handle it, that we've got all our ducks in a row . . . most women who direct always come in on budget, always come in on schedule, and if they were wild and irresponsible it would not be put down to brilliance, but to a general flakiness.

Richard Russo

Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?

Robert Jordan

The fox often offers the duck its pond.

Rodney Dangerfield

Hey, did somebody step on a duck?

Tim Vine

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

Victoria Beckham

For me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it like a duck to water.

Ronald Reagan

Honey, I forgot to duck

Peter Tork

I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.

Penelope Cruz

When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck.

Si Robertson

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

Suzanne Collins

I notice her blouse has pulled out of her skirt in the back again and force myself to stay calm. "Tuck your tail in, little duck," I say, smoothing the blouse back in place. Prim giggles and give me a small "Quack." "Quack yourself," I say with a light laugh. The kind only Prim can draw out of me.

Suzanne Collins

Tuck in your tail, little duck.

Tom Shales

A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.