Quotes about duck
duck gave kenny putting ticked
I called him Kenny Mayne. He was kind of ticked about that, so no way was he putting The Duck on his head. But he gave us a picture.
duck facility good hockey moment proud
That'll be good for our facility and good for the community. And it'll be a really proud moment for the Duck hockey program.
duck life nice syndrome turned turning
In my books, there is no 'ugly duckling turning into a beautiful swan' syndrome because if you look at the Hansel and Gretel syndrome, it was a mistake. It wasn't a duckling, it was a cygnet, and that's why it turned into a swan. The duckling should with any luck turn into a nice clucking duck and get on with its life. Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Maeve Binchy
ducks trash
To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that. Phil Robertson
ducks skins doorways
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all. Phil Robertson
ducks meals going-out
I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck's head off. Phil Robertson
ducks mud
Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts. Phil Robertson
ducks cooks carrie
If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood. Phil Robertson
ducks tails wind-in-the-willows
All along the backwater, Through the rushes tall, Ducks are a-dabbling, Up tails all! Kenneth Grahame
ducks hunting league
The league won't be hunting Ducks in camouflage anymore. Mike Babcock
ducks television executives
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. Eric Sevareid
ducks arses wanted
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse Karl Pilkington
ducks skins recipes
Painting is sometimes like those recipes where you do all manner of elaborate things to a duck, and then end up putting it on one side and only using the skin. Lucian Freud
ducks larks mercy
Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks. Louise Rennison
ducks election popularity
Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate. Orson Welles
ducks vampire hunters
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Laurell K. Hamilton
ducks honey politician
Honey, I forgot to duck Ronald Reagan
ducks together dynasty
Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together. Si Robertson
ducks upset daffy-duck
Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister? Errant Student: I'm on my way to get one now. PP: But you can't be in the hall without a pass. ES: I know, I'm so upset. That's why I need to hurry, so I can get a pass. Principal Principal pauses with a look on his face like Daffy Duck's when Bugs is pulling a fast one. PP: Well, hurry up, then, and get that pass. Laurie Halse Anderson
ducks water car
Got to be worth a try, I suppose," said Crowley. "It's not as if I haven't got lots of other work to do, God knows." His forehead creased for a moment, and then he slapped the steering wheel triumphantly. "Ducks!" he shouted. "What?" "That's what water slides off!" Aziraphale took a deep breath. "Just drive the car, please," he said wearily. Terry Pratchett
ducks damage causes
A push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force. Terry Pratchett
ducks trilogies get-away
Nobody criticizes the 'Mighty Ducks' trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody! Joshua Jackson
ducks acting actors
If it's well written and well directed and you've got good actors to work with, acting is easy. But making sure all the ducks are in a row is the hard part. It's very rare John Lithgow
ducks dave crosby
I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot. Peter Tork
ducks firsts feels
When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck. Penelope Cruz
ducks issues trying
When it comes to conservative social issues, it saddens me when sometimes my fellow Republicans duck and cover in the face of pressure from the left. Our loudest opponents on the left are never going to like us so let's quit trying to curry favor with them. Rick Perry
ducks looks quacks
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck! Robin Cook
ducks example professors
Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example? Richard Russo
ducks daffy-duck attention
A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck. Tom Shales
ducks chinese red
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. Tim Vine
ducks america water
For me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it like a duck to water. Victoria Beckham
ducks cartoon donald-duck
I am like a cartoon strip; I am like Donald Duck; everybody knows me in Italy. Roberto Benigni
ducks foxes ponds
The fox often offers the duck its pond. Robert Jordan