Famous Quotes & Sayings

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One is never alone with a rubber duck.

Coolio

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

Claude C. Hopkins

Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck

Stuart Rothenberg

The fact that he's a lame duck in Massachusetts now and his term will end two years before the presidential election is not at all a problem. I'd regard it as an asset. He's free to travel.

Ambrose Bierce

Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.

Chubby Checker

Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.

Christopher Moore

Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.

The mouth of the river is just brown, and all the duck food that was there is probably gone with the storm. If ducks arrive, they'll probably leave pretty quick, because they won't have anything to eat.

a nice old duck really, when you know her!

Edward Lear

And who so happy,- O who, / As the Duck and the Kangaroo?

They saw a wounded duck and went after us.

At this point, it's just a matter of getting all our ducks in line. There are grants, plans being put together with Columbus, and getting local people together.

Ducks just fly over the blind, and all you have to do is crouch down and wait.

Ducks do not respect international boundaries. We have to recognize our interdependency with other nations and their public health systems.

There's no magician who can just peel the fish off the grill that easy. You've got to get your ducks lined up in a row.

That's why you do your homework. It's important to have all your ducks in a row before you do something.

Clint Hurdle

I still envision that duck swimming on the pond,

Cassandra Clare

Never trust a duck" - Will Herondale "We are bound, you and I, over the divide of death, down through whatever generations may come. Forever." - Will Herondale

Nicholas Sparks

What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer.

Mitch Hedberg

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

Julia Quinn

There was a certain history to this. While heavily pregnant with Amelia, she had asked him if she was radiant or if she just looked like a waddling duck. He told her she’d looked like a radiant duck. This had not been the correct answer.

Lauren Myracle

They're not chicks. They're ducks.

Jodi Picoult

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

Patton Oswalt

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

Paul Feig

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

Igor Stravinsky

Music must be listened to; it is not enough to hear it. A duck hears also.

Gene Hackman

Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute.

Lauren Myracle

Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!

Patricia Neal

Don't forget to duck!

Oscar Wilde

Nature is a wet place where large numbers of ducks fly overhead uncooked.

Maeve Binchy

I don't have ugly ducklings turning into swans in my stories. I have ugly ducklings turning into confident ducks.

Erykah Badu

Even if the project requires you to have all the ducks in a line, I can't do that. I don't create way.

Cassandra Clare

You point your feet out too much when you walk,” Will went on. He was busy polishing an apple on his shirtfront, and appeared not to notice Tessa glaring at him. “Camille walks delicately. Like a faun in the woods. Not like a duck” “I do not walk like a duck.” “I like ducks,” Jem observed diplomatically. “Especially the ones in Hyde Park.