Famous Quotes & Sayings

Oscar Levant

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

Oscar Levant

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

Olivia Wilde

It seems like a dangerous concept to have someone who's just your drinking buddy. Someone you have nothing in common with, if you're sober, is probably not a good, healthy friendship.

Oliver Reed

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

Oliver Reed

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

Oliver Reed

I like the effect drink has on me

Oliver Reed

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

Oliver Reed

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Prudence must not be expected from a man who is never sober. [Lat., Non est ab homine nunquam sobrio postulanda prudentia.]

Kinky Friedman

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

P. J. O'Rourke

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

P. J. O'Rourke

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

P. J. O'Rourke

The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know.

Pablo Picasso

Drink to me. Drink to my health. You know I can't drink any more.

Oscar Wilde

After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.

Mae West

Pour him out of here!

Mae West

Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.

Macaulay Culkin

I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.

Mac Miller

We were just drinking some joint juice earlier.

Lucille Roybal-Allard

Mr. Speaker, our Nation must no longer be complacent about underage drinking and its alarming consequences. We must bring this national public health crisis out of the shadow and into the bright light of a national priority.

Lucille Roybal-Allard

With such compelling information, the question is why havent we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking? The answer is: the alcohol industry.

Lorna Luft

To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits.

Michael Jackson

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.

Mark Twain

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Mark Twain

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.

Mark Twain

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Mark Twain

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

Mark Twain

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

Mark Twain

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

Martin Gore

I knew at quite a young age that I had an issue with drinking.

Mario Puzo

I like to drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I'm drinking more.

Nikki Sanderson

Since being 17, I can honestly say I've only been ill twice on drink. I stop when I feel happy, so I don't throw up.

Nicki Minaj

Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.