Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jane Lynch

I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

Euripides

If a man rejoice not in his drinking, he is mad; for in drinking it's possible ... to fondle breasts, and to caress well tended locks, and there is dancing withal, and oblivion of woe.

Esther Williams

There was a policy at Hughes against drinking at lunch, but the men ignored it

Errol Flynn

I like my whisky old and my women young.

Ernie Els

Excessive drinking is not good for my health, my family or my game. There has definitely been a change, and I feel better for it.

Ernest Becker

Modern man is drinking and drugging himself out of awareness, or he spends his time shopping, which is the same thing.

Cassandra Clare

You are aware that the sale of liquore is currently against the law." Edgar went on, "but I suppose that is why you enjoy it." "Everyone should have a hobby or two," Magnus said. "Mine just happen to include illegal trade, drinking and carousing. I've heard of worse." "We tend not to have time for hobbies." Shadowhunters. Always better than you.

Cassandra Clare

You think that's the solution to everything, don't you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love... but I tell you this, something is coming, and we'd be fools to ignore it." "When have I ever claimed not to be a fool?

Cassandra Clare

Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow.

Joe Perry

I've been going long enough to prove what I wanted to prove, to get the girl I wanted to get, to make the money I wanted to make, to drink all the beer I wanted to drink. I've played - not exactly everywhere, but I've played enough places.

Ewan McGregor

What matters most with any regimen, whether it's to lose weight or stop drinking or smoking, is your willingness to seek help and your desire to say 'no more.

Glenn Beck

When you aren't drinking or using drugs or spending lots of money on fancy toys or basking in the glow of fame or working all the time or eating your way through the refrigerator, being hateful and angry is a very handy shield from the truth. It lets you focus on everyone else's shortcomings, and all the ways they have let you down. You can bemoan how all these broken people keep finding you somehow. That way you don't have to focus on what really matters -- the tough work of fiing what is broken inside you.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.

George Gobel

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Jesse Ventura

When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink enough of it, even though it's a small amount, drink it for decades and decades and what does Prozac do to you? It dumbs you down; it makes you docile.

Jesse Ventura

You can drink yourself to death, you can smoke yourself to death, you can eat yourself to death.

George Herbert

Where the drink goes in, there the wit goes out.

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

Jay Mohr

If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've never seen anything like it. People in Scotland drink while they're drinking.

Jay McInerney

Eat, drink and remarry is my motto.

Moby

When Britney shaves off all her hair and beats paparazzi with umbrellas - that's what celebrities are supposed to do. They're not supposed to be reasonable, middle-aged guys drinking organic tea talking about semiotics.

I live in the past when it comes to movies, but my own career is a matter of remembering the nuts and bolts and things like eating chocolate cake and drinking milk with Jack [Kirby] in his kitchen, but that's all I remember.

Kim Basinger

One realizes how we take water for granted and how important it is to have it in order to stay alive. Beyond the drinking of it, let's not forget the hygiene.

Julia Child

Just like becoming an expert in wine, you learn by drinking it, the best you can afford.

Julia Child

As you get older, you shouldn't waste time drinking bad wine.

Knute Rockne

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

Mojo Nixon

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Mike Birbiglia

My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in a submarine, navigating the Sea of White Panties with my Spanish-speaking crew. I was like, "Mrs. Sanchez, set the coordinates to Permanent Press! Give me some quarters and another drink! This place is starting to look like a laundromat."

H. L. Mencken

There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."

H. L. Mencken

How to Drink Like a Gentleman: The Things to Do and the Things Not To, as Learned in 30 Years' Extensive Research.

H. L. Mencken

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

H. L. Mencken

Never drink if you've got any work to do. Never.

H. L. Mencken

The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.