Famous Quotes & Sayings

Helen Rowland

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

Helen Rowland

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Justin Hartley

Anytime you go through a divorce, you're completely lost, whether you want to admit it or not, or whether you know it or not, you're completely lost.

Laura Wasser

Once you do embark upon the separation or divorce process, it is very important to remember three key things: Be kind, be reasonable, be brief. Remember that this person will no longer be your spouse, but he or she will continue to be your co-parent, family member, and perhaps business partner in certain assets or entities.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

The obvious effect of frivolous divorce will be frivolous marriage. If people can be separated for no reason they will feel it all the easier to be united for no reason.

Jo Coudert

The divorced person is like a man with a black patch over one eye: he looks rather dashing but the fact is that he has been through a maiming experience.

Geena Davis

If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce.

Before we drained out one another's force With lies, self-denial, unspoken regret And the sick eyes that blame; before the divorce And the treachery.

Eva Mendes

You can't do sweatpants... ladies, number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no!

Evan Esar

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

Evan Esar

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

Evan Esar

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

Evan Esar

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

Evan Esar

An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.

Evan Esar

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.

Henny Youngman

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

Cassandra Clare

Henry," said Charlotte, who appeared to have recovered from her shock, "if you set yourself on fire deliberately, I will institute divorce proceedings. Now sit down and eat your supper. And say hello to our guest.

Freeman Dyson

I am acutely aware of the fact that the marriage between mathematics and physics, which was so enormously fruitful in past centuries, has recently ended in divorce.

Erica Jong

Divorce is my generation's coming of age ceremony - a ritual scarring that makes anything that happens afterward seem bearable.

Emma Bonino

I was thrown into the Parliament right away. From 1976 to 1978 I was concerned with the abortion issue, later on with that of divorce.

If you think it's a sham divorce, investigate it.

If you really want to increase your wealth, get married and stay married. On the other hand, divorce can devastate your wealth.

George Bernard Shaw

It is well to be off with the old woman before you're on with the new.

Jack LaLanne

Maybe 50 or 60 percent of all divorces are predicated on someone's being physically unfit. Who wants to live with negativism? Love goes out the window.

Ivana Trump

I tell you, if I'm going to go through a divorce, I would date again a younger man. Because I have so much energy, there's no way an older man can keep up with me.

Gwen Stefani

I was down after divorce - I was all the way down. And I just felt like, "God, I gotta turn this around. I can't go down like this. I have to know that this is happening for a reason." And I knew that I had to turn to music.

If you look at divorce as a process in that you study the differences before, during and after divorce, it turns out the most harmful effects happen before the divorce even occurs.

Michael Douglas

There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life.

Sebastian Roche

I would have to say that my divorce was an incredibly difficult experience in my life, but I am truly thankful for it. It made me a stronger and better person.

Neko Case

The relationship of humans to nature. We are sadly divorced from it.

Mike Huckabee

There is a crisis in America. That crisis is divorce. It is easier to get out of a marriage than (to get out of a) contract to buy a used car.

John Gresham Machen

Faith is indeed intellectual; it involves an apprehension of certain things as facts; and vain is the modern effort to divorce faith from knowledge. But although faith is intellectual, it is not only intellectual. You cannot have faith without having knowledge; but you will not have faith if you have only knowledge.

John Green

She said Robert Joyner had killed himself with a gun. And then I asked why, and then she told me that he was getting a divorce and was sad about it.' 'Lots of people get divorces and don't kill themselves,' I said. 'I know,' she said, excitement in her voice. 'That's what I told her.