Famous Quotes & Sayings

T. D. Jakes

Faith will get in the ditch with you, faith will go in the prison with you, faith will go into divorce court with you, faith will go in the hospital with you, faith will go in the nursing home with you.

Suze Orman

Oprah deserves the best. I am not the best when it comes to divorce. What do I know about divorce? Nothing at that time.

Susan Sontag

Love dies because its birth was an error.

Joss Whedon

No one's going to go see the story of Othello going to get a peaceful divorce.

Kim Kardashian

It just wasn't the fairy tale I had hoped for.

Kevin Hart

Going through my divorce has changed who I am in my understanding of what's good and bad in relationships.

Kevin Hart

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

Kelly Rowland

When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.

Scarlett Thomas

Living for ever would be like marrying yourself, with no possibility of a divorce.

Terry Crisp

If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.

Richard Branson

It's far more difficult being a small-business owner starting a business than it is for me with thousands of people working for us and 400 companies. Building a business from scratch is 24 hours, 7 days a week, divorces, it's difficult to hold your family life together, it's bloody hard work and only one word really matters - and that's surviving.

Ruby Dee

It takes a long time to really be married. One marries many times at many levels within that marriage. If you have more marriages than you have divorces within the marriage, you’re lucky and you stick it out.

Rush Limbaugh

When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault.

Rush Limbaugh

If you're getting married less you're getting less divorces.

Rush Limbaugh

Divorce has been very, very good to me.

Robin Williams

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Rob Reiner

Most people are in marriages, and there are very few movies made about what it really is like to be married for a length of time. You always show the romantic part and all that. Or the divorce, and the horrible split, and the guy's having an affair, or she's having an affair, and they're going to get split up, whatever. But very few people just look at what actually happens in a marriage.

Woody Allen

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

Woody Allen

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

Woody Allen

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

William Shatner

Divorce is probably as painful as death.

Sarah Rees Brennan

And they all lived happily ever after (barring death, divorce, arrest for tax fraud, that incident with the pool boy...)

Sarah Ban Breathnach

We are far betting dealing with the big losses-death, divorce, debt, and debilitating illness-than with the daily onslaught of little losses.

Winston Churchill

Dear citizen, if you were my love, I'd stole your money!' Admin if you were my love, I would ask you for divorce and spousal support!

Warren Farrell

When divorces meant marriage no longer provided security for a lifetime, women adjusted by focusing on careers as empowerment. But when the sacrifice of a career met the sacrifices in a career, the fantasy of a career became the reality of trade-offs. Women developed career ambivalence.

Warren Farrell

When men give lines, women learn to not trust men. When women wear makeup, men learn to not trust women. Male lines and female makeup are divorce training.

Warren Farrell

In Stage I, divorces were not allowed, so men's [sexual] affairs did not put women's economic security in jeopardy; in Stage II, affairs could lead to divorce, so men's affairs did place women's economic security in jeopardy. We did not want political leaders who would be role models for behavior that would put women's economic security in jeopardy.

Warren Farrell

Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.

Zadie Smith

This is what divorce is: taking things you no longer want from people you no longer love.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Willie Nelson

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

William P. Leahy

One of the biggest issues that we face is that we have people who have their own particular concerns, whether it's on abortion, birth control, divorce and remarriage, civil rights or social justice.