Famous Quotes & Sayings

George Carlin

Personally, emotionally, I'd rather divorce myself from the world than face the heartbreak of partial success. Because partial success implies overwhelming failure.

Gene Simmons

The biggest reason for divorce is marriage.

Gene Simmons

The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage.

Fannie Hurst

The vast army of women seeking divorce are mainly after easy alimony from men they have ceased to love - surely one of the most despicable forms of barter that can exchange human hands.

Mike Gatting

I've had it quite a long time and my wife had threatened to divorce me if I shaved it off!

Henny Youngman

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

Cassandra Clare

Henry," said Charlotte, who appeared to have recovered from her shock, "if you set yourself on fire deliberately, I will institute divorce proceedings. Now sit down and eat your supper. And say hello to our guest.

After my divorce I was really down in the dumps. I wanted to reinvent myself.

Felicity Huffman

As my husband tells me, he's going to kill me and divorce me and then eat me if I work over the hiatus. He's ready for us to have some time together, and he's ready not to be Mr. Mom, anymore.

Jane Roberts

By going along with feelings, you unify your emotional, mental and bodily states. When you try to fight or deny them, you divorce yourself from the reality of your being.

Muriel Spark

There was altogether too much candor in married life; it was an indelicate modern idea, and frequently led to upsets in a household, if not divorce ...

Mickey Rooney

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

George Harrison

One reason I avoid the American TV talk show circuit, when I'm over there, is that the tabloids and the gossip mill are always churning with new, true, or untrue stories about new loves, old loves, pending marriages, divorces, trial separations, flings and affairs with people of every description. I'm not into any of that.

Jayne Mansfield

Hollywood is the same as any other place when it comes to love, marriage, and divorce ... some people have trouble staying married and some people have trouble staying single.

Jay Mohr

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

Jay Leno

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.

Buzz Aldrin

During the divorce process, I lived alone and tended to get extremely down on myself.

Mike Birbiglia

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Keith Anderson

I don't know how to let you go/ You are so deep down in my soul.

Kato Kaelin

At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.

Kris Humphries

It was a sh*t sandwich.

Gloria Swanson

The day I initiated divorce proceedings against Michael Farmer, I was ready to retire to a desert cave and rethink my life.

Geraldo Rivera

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

Gunnar Myrdal

Correlations are not explanations and besides, they can be as spurious as the high correlation in Finland between foxes killed and divorces.

Jessica Simpson

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

Jessica Simpson

I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.

Jennie Garth

I think with any sort of rejection, you're angry that you weren't enough for that person. So I don't know if I'm angry at myself for not being enough, or if I'm angry at him for not considering me to be enough.

Jenna McCarthy

One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce.

Hulk Hogan

As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don't know what tomorrow's going to bring.

James Denton

I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.

Jaime Pressly

We fell in love quickly. We got married very quickly. It didn't work out the way we wanted it to. There's nothing more to it.

Immanuel Kant

But where only a free play of our presentational powers is to be sustained as in the case of pleasure gardens, room decoration, all sorts of useful utensils, and so on, any regularity that has an air of constraint is to be avoided as much as possible. That is why the English taste in gardens, or the baroque taste in furniture, carries the imagination's freedom very far, even to the verge of the grotesque, because it is precisely this divorce from any constraint of a rule that the case is posited where taste can show its greatest perfection in designs made by the imagination.

Mikhail Margelov

The divorce has become a reality.