Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dave Barry

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Carrie Ann Inaba

I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies.

Charles M. Schulz

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

Lilla Crawford

At my school, they have an ice cream special sometimes, and they have this ice cream sandwich, except the sandwich part is like an Oreo and the inside like cookies n' cream ice cream. I love that.

We?re not there yet. But ... what kind of cookies do you like, and are you willing to pay $10 a dozen for them?

Timothy Noah

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts.

Brunello Cucinelli

I like to have cookies in the morning before I go swimming.

But what you can't do is be selling kids cookies at 10 o'clock in the morning so that they're not hungry at lunch.

Paul Henderson

God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the year. Santa Claus... What a guy!

Robert Sean Leonard

There are a few roles I want to play, but mostly I just want to keep doing a play every now and then, watch kids grow and eat cookies and drink tea.

Bill Cosby

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

Maybe now I'll be able to have a couple of extra cookies or ice cream after dinner without feeling so guilty. Or, without my wife yelling at me.

(Sarasota County commissioners) need to be thinking about more than round or square tables or what type of cookies there'll be.

Sales of existing products are slow in some segments, such as the cookies and cakes, and Weston does need to be innovative to keep sales momentum going.

They might have been dealing in stolen cookies but we just didn't want to go that far.

It seems that they had no idea of how to use cookies and that's a little scary for what it indicates about their sophisticated understanding of their own Web site. It seems very low. If this is as good as they are in Web surveillance, then their other surveillance can't be very good.

Jim Gaffigan

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

The sugar cookies - those are my favorite.

In Jackson's private world, instead of cookies and milk, he substituted wine, vodka and bourbon,

Elvis Costello

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

Emily Oster

Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments.

Nicki Minaj

Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery

Ina Garten

You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.

Keri Russell

Eating a cookie never feels strange. I am a big believer in food in general.

Sharon Stone

I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.

Peter De Vries

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

Jim Leyland

I just didn't like the way we went about our business. You get some cookies and guys try to hit home runs, and they pop the (expletive) thing up all day long.

James Blake

All I think about is the fact that I need to do everything I can to win each game, because it's not, you know, a social game. It's not a country-club game where we're going to go have tea and cookies afterwards. We're doing this for a living, trying to win. That's my goal. It's not to embarrass anyone, it's to go out and win.

Sandra Bullock

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

Sandra Bernhard

Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.

Ryan Cabrera

Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day.

Taylor Swift

I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her!

Rick Riordan

Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.