Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dave Barry

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Carrie Ann Inaba

I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies.

Charles M. Schulz

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

Lilla Crawford

At my school, they have an ice cream special sometimes, and they have this ice cream sandwich, except the sandwich part is like an Oreo and the inside like cookies n' cream ice cream. I love that.

Rod Brobeck

We?re not there yet. But ... what kind of cookies do you like, and are you willing to pay $10 a dozen for them?

Timothy Noah

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts.

Brunello Cucinelli

I like to have cookies in the morning before I go swimming.

Elliot Regenstein

But what you can't do is be selling kids cookies at 10 o'clock in the morning so that they're not hungry at lunch.

Paul Henderson

God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the year. Santa Claus... What a guy!

Chris Cagle

You do learn from the things that you suffer. I made sure I took it all in. but instead of trying to hide that and put some fluffy fun record together, I went with how I felt,

Vivica A. Fox

My favorite piece of furniture is my bed, cause' it's fluffy and so comfortable!

Catherine Zeta-Jones

I love clothes, and yes, we go out, but it's not like I'm walking around all day in a negligee with fluffy mules.

David Murphy

We had about 17 inches with that last big storm we had out here, but that was light, fluffy snow. This one is a lot harder (to shovel), and it's really icy underneath. It's really slippery.

Gabriel Iglesias

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!

Sheila Boettcher

It's pretty and as it deteriorates, it'll make soft, fluffy soil.

Sean Hanna

If Fluffy is out running around at night, Fluffy is going to run into problems.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Could you please stop with the beating? (Kat) He’s being punished. Hello? This is Tartarus, remember the purpose of this part of the Underworld? We’re not really warm and fluffy over here. (Hades)

Terry Pratchett

I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.

Randy Dunton

We have got to get some more contributions from the post. We're a doughnut down there and that has to be addressed.

Reggie Lee

The other day, a doughnut shop in Portland called Pip's Originals tweeted me telling me that they named a doughnut after me called the 'Dirty Wu.' It is a cinnamon sugar doughnut drizzled with honey and Nutella. It was so good. I just won the Oscar in the sci-fi world.

John Jarvis

People need to know it's all back there. Most people don't even make it past the doughnut counter.

Phillip Brown

It's just sick. Who wants to see your doughnut roll? It looks like a girl has an inner tube around her waist.

Irving Smith

With regular yeast, it would take one and a half hours to two hours for the dough to rise. With rapid rise yeast it takes ten minutes.

Dan Butler

The dough will be ready when it's ready.

Rick Riordan

I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut.