Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dave Barry

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Lucas Neff

To be honest, I can't wait to be a dad. I really hope that that's how the cookie crumbles for me.

Carrie Ann Inaba

I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies.

Charles M. Schulz

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

We are not going to pursue the cookie or the fruit this year.

Lilla Crawford

At my school, they have an ice cream special sometimes, and they have this ice cream sandwich, except the sandwich part is like an Oreo and the inside like cookies n' cream ice cream. I love that.

We?re not there yet. But ... what kind of cookies do you like, and are you willing to pay $10 a dozen for them?

Timothy Noah

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts.

Sara Ramirez

I've never been very cookie cutter. If I choose something different from the status quo, it's my responsibility and my choice to live my life that way.

Brunello Cucinelli

I like to have cookies in the morning before I go swimming.

Andy Williams

No cookie . . . not now . . . not ever . . . never !

But what you can't do is be selling kids cookies at 10 o'clock in the morning so that they're not hungry at lunch.

I have my grandma's cookie jar. The one I put my hand into as a child.

Wally Amos

I always wanted to have another cookie store, ... So 30 years later, we have another cookie store.

The cookie all crumbled at one time for us. We had all the questions about our coach, we lost three games in a row and we were trying to figure out what was going on with our season.

Kevin O'Connell

He'd be responsible for thinking up the next type of cookie and handle all the taste-testing. Smiley would report directly to Jerome.

Paul Henderson

God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the year. Santa Claus... What a guy!

Hoda Kotb

I have a horrible sweet tooth. It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?

Robert Sean Leonard

There are a few roles I want to play, but mostly I just want to keep doing a play every now and then, watch kids grow and eat cookies and drink tea.

Bill Cosby

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

Maybe now I'll be able to have a couple of extra cookies or ice cream after dinner without feeling so guilty. Or, without my wife yelling at me.

People who see a drawing in the "New Yorker" will think automatically that it's funny because it is a cartoon. If they see it in a museum, they think it is artistic; and if they find it in a fortune cookie they think it is a prediction.

That would be like us sitting in the kitchen for two hours with our mouths open waiting for a cookie to jump into our mouths.

Unfortunately sometimes the cookie doesn't crumble your way.

All the cookie money stays with the council and troops. The only other recipient is the bakery. None of it goes to the national headquarters.

(Sarasota County commissioners) need to be thinking about more than round or square tables or what type of cookies there'll be.

Sales of existing products are slow in some segments, such as the cookies and cakes, and Weston does need to be innovative to keep sales momentum going.

They might have been dealing in stolen cookies but we just didn't want to go that far.

It seems that they had no idea of how to use cookies and that's a little scary for what it indicates about their sophisticated understanding of their own Web site. It seems very low. If this is as good as they are in Web surveillance, then their other surveillance can't be very good.

Jim Gaffigan

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

Jean Harlow

One day when he was eating a cookie he offered me a bite. Don't underestimate that. The poor guy's so frightened of germs, it could darn near have been a proposal.

The sugar cookies - those are my favorite.

We will be selling cookie dough. And we may have other projects going on throughout the year.