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cookies fortune
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. Dave Barry
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To be honest, I can't wait to be a dad. I really hope that that's how the cookie crumbles for me. Lucas Neff
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I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies. Carrie Ann Inaba
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He'd be responsible for thinking up the next type of cookie and handle all the taste-testing. Smiley would report directly to Jerome. Kevin O'Connell
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Maybe now I'll be able to have a couple of extra cookies or ice cream after dinner without feeling so guilty. Or, without my wife yelling at me. David Larsen
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Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either. Bill Cosby
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That would be like us sitting in the kitchen for two hours with our mouths open waiting for a cookie to jump into our mouths. David Nieves
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God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the year. Santa Claus... What a guy! Paul Henderson
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People who see a drawing in the "New Yorker" will think automatically that it's funny because it is a cartoon. If they see it in a museum, they think it is artistic; and if they find it in a fortune cookie they think it is a prediction. Saul Steinberg