Famous Quotes & Sayings

Josh Gad

I feel like Jim Carrey is probably the closest thing to a true physical comedian that we have working today.

Joy Behar

You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!

Nick Kroll

Although I'm a comedian, I'm also an amateur survivalist.

Paul Provenza

Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all of that - and then some.

Paul Rudd

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

Paul Rudd

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

Judd Apatow

If you watch the arcs of so many comedians, at some point, they just become themselves.

Judd Apatow

If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life.

Judd Apatow

I have to make good things so good comedians want to talk to me.

Natasha Leggero

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

Maria Bamford

When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.

Kristen Wiig

I don't know if I even consider myself a comedian really - I do comedic acting in some films and dramatic in others.

Kingsley Amis

It's a letdown if the comedian doesn't finally actually really sit on his hat.

Kid Cudi

I'm a goofball and a comedian

Margaret Cho

I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe.

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Ken Jennings

Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer

Kevin Nealon

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

Kevin Nealon

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

Kathy Griffin

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

Jon Stewart

As I was watching Dave talking about Johnny Carson, the way he feels about Carson is the way we, the comedians of our generation, feel about him,

Michael Showalter

I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.

Miranda Hart

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

Peter Baynham

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

Penn Jillette

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

Marilyn Manson

Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.

Marcus Brigstocke

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.

Bob Saget

The film, as crazy as it is, is a love letter to comedians and comedy and all the different ways they improv around something,

Morgan Freeman

I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.

Gene Wilder

I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe Levine said no, I don't want any comedians in this.

Henry Rollins

Republicans just can't help themselves. They get in front of a live microphone and within a few sentences are rocketing down the swiftest and most direct route to the all-you-can-eat comedian-and-talk-show-host buffet.

Emo Philips

Some comedians change their style, often to their advantage; but I see no reason why I can't continue with the "urbane sophisticate" 'til the day I die.

John Cleese

By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire.