Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Letterman

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

David Letterman

I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

David Letterman

If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.

Dean Norris

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

Anthony Quinn

See how special you are? I serve you coffee in the parlor.

Amy Sherman-Palladino

Writing is a sad process, sitting on your ass for many, many hours, alone in a room, smelling like coffee, sadness and bitterness, and watching your youth leave.

Alphonse Allais

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Anthony Bourdain

It's that show Friends. Ruined coffee forever.

Anthony Bourdain

I'm at my most productive before I even have my first cup of coffee. I only get slower and stupider as the day progresses.

Andy Rooney

Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"

Kids don't need to be hyped up on coffee and caffeine.

What you have to remember is that Starbucks is in the coffee business.

Joe Arpaio

We took away coffee, that saved $150,000 a year. Why do you need coffee in jail? ... Switched to bologna sandwiches, that saved half a million dollars a year.

When they started out I said, 'No way can a coffee shop owner keep its margins up there.' But it's not true. The management team's done a fantastic job of running that company.

He wasn't concealing much. ... It was all out on the coffee table. It just kept going, and we kept finding more; it snowballed into this whole thing.

William Collins

I would go into the kitchen for coffeeand on the way back to the page,curled in its roller,I would light one up and feelits dry rush mix with the dark taste of coffee.

William Collins

I would go into the kitchen for coffee and on the way back to the page, curled in its roller, I would light one up and feel its dry rush mix with the dark taste of coffee.

If they couldn't make good on some coffee contracts, prices might go up.

When you look at the quantity of antioxidants in coffee and how much is consumed, it really shines either way.

We've been receiving coffee shipments through the Port of Houston since forever, and the fact that Houston is now a green coffee port is going to continue to help us.

Larry Robinson

We'll have to wake up and smell the coffee sooner or later,

Tom and I recently had our morning coffee together over speakerphone,

We're not just selling a cup of coffee, ... It's an experience ... an extension of the customer's home and office. Our people have trust in the brand, in the experience and in the company.

Madeleine Albright

You can't just think that you will get a job for no good reason... And I think that the other part is you have to work your way up, you know I did a lot of Xeroxing and getting coffee...I always did what I was asked to do. I delivered. People knew that I would get things done and get them done well. And that is a big part of our resumes, are based on being responsible and being willing to do what needed to be done.

Ron Rubin

Our purpose is to get people to slow down their lives. Our message is about lifestyle, health, and well-being. Coffee is all about speeding up, and tea is about slowing down.

Jim Gilmore

I'm here to tell you the coffee was hot, the orange juice was cold, New York's still there and Reagan National is back.

Bill Simmons

Coffee is the highlight of my day. After coffee everything is downhill.

Carrie Brownstein

I love coffee. I love a midday espresso on set, just for the energy.

Bill Bryson

Human beings would split the atom and invent television, nylon, and instant coffee before they could figure out the age of their own planet.

Bill Bryson

The people are immensely likable— cheerful, extrovert, quick-witted, and unfailingly obliging. Their cities are safe and clean and nearly always built on water. They have a society that is prosperous, well ordered, and instinctively egalitarian. The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn't get much better than this.

Most civilized lives are measured out with coffee spoons.

Bill Bryson

There is no reason why we shouldn't be able to split an infinitive, any more than we should forsake instant coffee and air travel because they weren't available to the Romans.

Mark Billingham

I think there's as much violence, in a way, as a scene with two women having a cup of coffee in a Ruth Rendell novel - in terms of emotional violence and the violence you can inflict with language - as there is in the most graphic kind of serial killer/slasher novel you can think of.