Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Lynch

Been trying the soapy water and instant coffee method. Works somewhat, but boy it tastes terrible. I don't know how you guys can stand it. I'm going back to milk and espresso for my cappas.

David Lynch

I look at the world and I see absurdity all around me. People do strange things constantly, to the point that, for the most part, we manage not to see it. That's why I love coffee shops and public places - I mean, they're all out there.

David Lynch

I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.

David Lynch

There's a safety in thinking in a diner. You can have your coffee or your milkshake, and you can go off into strange dark areas, and always come back to the safety of the diner.

Corey Taylor

People ask me all the time what or who my influences are. To be honest, it would take a decent set of encyclopedias to get them all down. I am here today to let the world know my greatest influence, my secret ingredient, really. What inspires me? That's simple: COFFEE.

Daniel Tosh

I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee.

Dane Cook

If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or in a coffee shop where they are doing open mice, anywhere you can perform even if that means starting your own open mic night - and be your own self.

Curtis Stone

I love coming home to Melbourne. The first thing I do is have a coffee. It's just so much better here than anywhere else. It's better than in Italy and I travel a lot. I crave it.

David Levithan

You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?" Justin smiled "Not coffee. But yes." "Not Coffee it is, then." "Yes, Not Coffee.

David Levithan

You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?

David Levithan

scapegoat, n. I think our top two are: 1. Not enough coffee. 2. Too much coffee.

David Letterman

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

David Letterman

Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!

David Letterman

Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity.

David Letterman

You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?

David Letterman

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

Dean Norris

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

Anthony Quinn

See how special you are? I serve you coffee in the parlor.

Amy Sherman-Palladino

Writing is a sad process, sitting on your ass for many, many hours, alone in a room, smelling like coffee, sadness and bitterness, and watching your youth leave.

Alphonse Allais

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Anthony Bourdain

It's that show Friends. Ruined coffee forever.

Anthony Bourdain

I'm at my most productive before I even have my first cup of coffee. I only get slower and stupider as the day progresses.

Andy Rooney

Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"

Christopher Moore

She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.

Andrew Bird

I have the barn, it's just kind of like a studio. Almost all artists have la studio to work in, and that's really what it is. A place to get away. I'll spend maybe four days out there if I can, just completely immersed - like where I don't bathe or brush my teeth for a few days, just get up and make coffee and experiment until the sun goes down.

Anna Kendrick

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

Anthony Hopkins

I just learn my lines, go on set. Do my preparation, whatever that is. Have a cup of coffee. Say hello to everyone. And be friendly. "Action" - and then do it.

Anthony Hopkins

I love the hour in makeup. It gives you time to think and have a cup of coffee. It's my favorite part of the day.

Alice Sebold

The stains could be seen only in the sunlight, so Ruth was never really aware of them until later, when she would stop at an outdoor cafe for a cup of coffee, and look down at her skirt and see the dark traces of spilled vodka or whiskey. The alcohol had the effect of making the black cloth blacker. This amused her; she had noted in her journal: 'booze affects material as it does people'.

Ann Landers

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Andrea Gibson

I'm good at loving books. I'm good at loving soft bed sheets. I'm good at loving coffees and teas. I am good at loving things that can't love me back, that don't have the power to leave. And maybe, that's why I love them.

We were able to get a cup of coffee and stay warm while we waited for them to extricate the patient form the vehicle.

Jim Adkins

We'll invite you to our party down at McDonald's. We'll have all the coffee you can drink, but it's a dutch treat. We're not giving it to you.