Famous Quotes & Sayings

Larry David

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

Marcus Aurelius

Live not one's life as though one had a thousand years, but live each day as the last.

Marc Jacobs

I am Marc Jacobs by birth, but we are Marc Jacobs by the company that we built.

Samuel Johnson

At seventy-seven it is time to be in earnest.

Samantha Barks

I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank.

Samantha Bee

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

Ruth Gordon

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.

Ronald Reagan

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.

Rodney Dangerfield

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Rodney Dangerfield

People seldom live up to their baby pictures.

Robert Staughton Lynd

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Tom Hanks

But look, I was born in 1956, the peak year for births in US history. I think I'm very representative of many of the thought processes my generation have been through and, by and large, people of my age have had their imprint planted on the consciousness of western society for a long time.

Tom Hanks

The year I was born, 1956, was the peak year for babies being born, and there are more people essentially our age than anybody else. We could crush these new generations if we decided too.

Ruth Warrick

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Ron Perlman

The great thing about arriving at this age is that I don't even care about my career anymore.

Ron Perlman

Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and then you finally reach a point, around my age, where you spend more time than ever looking back. Why did this happen? Look where that led? You see the shape of things.

Roland Freisler

If you have nothing to say for yourself then kindly keep your mouth shut!

Susan Smith

You're passionate, energetic and forceful, so your star sign Aries says, so have a fun packed birthday, all our love is sent your way.

Susan Smith

You're faithful, amusing and considerate, so your Capricorn star sign says, you're also reserved and disciplined, but let your hair down, Its your Birthday

Susan Smith

This special birthday greeting, is sent from me to you, you are a wonderful lady, hope all your wishes come true.

Susan Smith

Its a wonderful special day, because its all about you, a day full of cards and wishes, to celebrate your birthday through.

Susan Smith

Best wishes to you on your birthday may the day be filled with happiness, a day that's so special for you and memories you will cherish.

Susan Smith

This card is sent today to wish to you, a very happy birthday and lots of love too.

Susan Smith

This loving greeting is from the man who wants to share, my life, my love, my everything because nothing else compares.

Susan Smith

Today we send a special wish which comes with love to you, to wish you a day of love and laughter in all you do.

Susan Smith

You are so very wonderful and fill our lives with cheer, today's a celebration for a daughter-in-law so dear. Happy Birthday

Susan Smith

Your birthday has come round again so we send this card to say, happy birthday nephew dear lots of love are sent your way.

Susan Smith

Made this card especially for you because today's a special day, I wanted it to be wonderful I wanted it to say, hope everything you wish for, comes true on this your birthday.

Susan Smith

We send these birthday wishes for your special day, one that brings a world of love and joy and happiness your way.

Susan Smith

Happy birthday coz, you are the very best, I send this card, with lots and lots, of hugs, kisses and love

Susan Smith

Happy birthday greetings is being sent your way, with everything which is good, for your wonderful day.

Susan Smith

Happy Birthday to you hope your day is full of fun, and a day of laughter until the setting of the sun.