Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bob Seger

Well all of Chuck's children are out there playing his licks, get into your kicks. Come back baby, rock and roll never forgets.

Bob Seger

She gave me a false address, took off with my American Express, sunspot baby, sure had me way out guessed.

Gloria Trevi

We are all overjoyed, ... The baby is healthy and beautiful.

Women should be consuming fish on a regular basis during their childbearing years. If a mother consumes fish her baby is off to a better head start in life.

Kate White

Women now don't want to be in the grind. The baby boomers made the grind seem unappealing.

Chelsea Handler

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

Chelsea Handler

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?

Chelsea Handler

Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult things like drive cars, Jet-Ski, and lip-synch. I’m in awe of their little limbs, their large craniums, and their medicine-ball asses. I love the little baby steps they take while shifting their weight from side to side, and the fact that when you knock one over accidentally, he flails like a turtle on its back that can’t get up right away.

Chelsea Handler

No one has ever said to me 'go home and make a baby.' I have been told several times to go to Planned Parenthood and make the baby go away. Happy Hannukah.

Chelsea Handler

For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony...

Chelsea Handler

I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

Chelsea Handler

I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.

Chelsea Handler

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

Chelsea Handler

Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury.

Charlie Sheen

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

Aisha Tyler

I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

Bill Rancic

It's important to us to see the development and growth. At the end of the day, it's our baby. Genetically it's ours. It's our embryo. We feel very connected.

Bill Parcells

Don't tell me about the pain. Show me the baby.

Betty White

If everyone took personal responsibility for their animals, we wouldn't have a lot of the animal problems that we do. I'm a big spay-and-neuter supporter. Don't have babies if you're not going to take care of those babies. We don't need more. We just need to take care of the ones we have. Take responsibility and breathe kindness.

Betty White

I had to make a major decision with myself because I just don't think you can do both: try to have a baby career and raise it and have a baby baby and raise it. And to try to do justice to either one. It was a very conscious decision on my part not to have children - which I have never regretted.

Beyonce Knowles

Being pregnant was very much like falling in love. You are so open. You are so overjoyed. There's no words that can express having a baby growing inside of you so, of course, you want to scream it out and tell everyone.

Beyonce Knowles

I felt very maternal around eight months. And I thought I couldn't become any more until I saw the baby... But it happened during my labor because I had a very strong connection with my child. I felt like when I was having contractions, I envisioned my child pushing through a very heavy door. And I imagined this tiny infant doing all the work, so I couldn't think about my own pain... We were talking. I know it sounds crazy, but I felt a communication.

Beyonce Knowles

I lost most of my weight from breastfeeding and I encourage women to do it; It's just so good for the baby and good for yourself.

Beyonce Knowles

Baby it's you. You're the one I love. You're the one I need. You're the only one I see.

Edith Sitwell

Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since.

Edith Wharton

I'm not much interested in travelling scholarships for women - or in fact in scholarships, tout court! - they'd much better stay at home and mind the baby. Still less am I interested in scholarships for female Yids ....

Eddie Money

Take me home tonight, listen honey, just like Ronnie sang, be my little baby.

Eddie Murphy

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

Eartha Kitt

When my baby was born I had to know how to save her in case she fell in the pool or something like that. I went to one of these nursing places to learn how to take care of the child.

David Walker

In my view, the greatest threat to America's future isn't hiding in a cave in Pakistan or Afghanistan; it's right here at home. Baby boomers like myself are on course to become the first generation of Americans who leave things in worse shape than they found them.

She doesn't know what that means, but she just knows he's going bye bye for a long time. That's all she knows. It's not easy. We just had a baby seven weeks old, and now her. So it's hard.

She really saved us with her passing. Right now, we're taking little baby steps. We have districts in three weeks and we have to still tighten a lot of things up. They're working really hard, and we're getting to where I'd like us to be.

She kept saying that the baby was coming and to hurry, but I couldn't go anywhere.