Famous Quotes & Sayings

Daniel Handler

But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny who had just passed out of babyhood, was not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case, welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

Daniel Handler

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

Daniel Handler

The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles. Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see, and this holiday story features any number of miracles, depending on your point of view.

Daniel Handler

If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.

Damon Runyon

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

Craig Ferguson

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

Coco Austin

Ive always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I still had the booty. In Hollywoods eyes, the perfect women has to be a stick figure, tall, blonde hair, with big boobs.

Clara Hughes

The only reason I've shared my story is to take that tiny baby step of breaking down the stigma attached to depression.

Clarence Day

Babies are unreasonable; they expect far too much of existence. Each new generation that comes takes one look at the world and thinks wildly, "Is this all they've done to it?" and bursts into tears.

Elizabeth Janeway

We haven't come a long way, we've come a short way. If we hadn't come a short way, no one would be calling us baby.

Eli Wallach

I met my wife and, for the next ten years, we did no films at all. She did the first movie and then I did several after. My first movie was written by Tennessee Williams and directed by Kazan and was called Baby Doll.

Eli Roth

As a kid, I was the neighbourhood baby-sitter - very responsible, always in charge.

Eli Roth

I think filmmakers, in general... There are some awesome, really great filmmakers - but on the whole, filmmakers, actors, I think they are the biggest bunch of whiny, over-paid babies on the planet.

Edwin Edwards

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

Ashanti

Honey Boo Boo is a handful, baby. She says what she wants to say, does what she wants to do. Ive only seen, like, snippets, like one or two or three, you know, little shots of her, but yeah, shes a handful, baby.

Ashlee Simpson

I have the greatest husband. The baby is my main focus right now. We're both so excited. I mean, this is definitely the happiest moment in my life.

Channing Tatum

I was an 80's/90's baby so you went to the movie theater every weekend and there was one on, whether it was Stallone, Van Damme, Seagal or Schwarzenegger himself.

Billie Piper

I am thinking about those things now. More so than all my friends - they're a lot older than me, but they're not even thinking about babies.

Billy Bob Thornton

I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.

Bill Hicks

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

Chris Evert

The great high of winning Wimbledon lasts for about a week. You go down in the record book, but you don't have anything tangible to hold on to. But having a baby -- there isn't any comparison.

I would love to go help baby sea turtles back into the ocean after hatching in Mexico.

Charles Spurgeon

A world where everything was easy would be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men.

Charles Osgood

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

Dennis Richardson

A woman relinquishes her unfettered right to control her own body when her actions cause the conception of a baby

Dennis Green

Being pro-life doesn't save babies, acting pro-life does.

Denene Millner

My babies and I benefited greatly from our nightly bonding sessions and co-sleeping arrangements, and I'm glad I did it for as long as I did.

Denene Millner

It turns out that the 'Cry It Out' method of baby sleep training, where you ignore that your kid is screaming, crying and turning 40 shades of purple so that she can break herself out of the habit of being spoiled and cuddled to sleep, does more harm - way more - than good.

Lennon Parham

When I began to study baby delivery, when I was about to have a baby, I became very into it and fascinated and what our body does and how a mother's body temperature will rise the minute that the baby touches her chest because she needs to get warmer.

Warren Buffett

You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.

We're going to open that baby two years from then. It's really going to be something that is quite unique in Colorado.

We're going to name him Giovan. I was worried about being away this week, but we have faith I'll be back before the baby is born.

What about the young parents whose baby sitter is trying to call them, or the brain surgeon who needs notification of emergency surgery. These calls need to get through.