Famous Quotes & Sayings

Brad Pitt

Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in my life.

Jane Chen

Often, women who lose babies are blamed for the loss of those children and are ostracised.

Jane Chen

Around 20 million premature and low-birth weight babies are born every year and are at high risk of death or disability because of hypothermia.

Jane Chen

This seems counterintuitive, but turns out that as infant mortality is reduced, population sizes also decrease, because parents don't need to anticipate that their babies are going to die.

Jane Goodall

When you meet chimps you meet individual personalities. When a baby chimp looks at you it's just like a human baby. We have a responsibility to them.

Jane Goodall

Nothing is more precious than your baby.

James Whitcomb Riley

Somebody's sent a funny little valentine to me. It's a bunch of baby-roses in a vase of filigree, And hovering above them ... is a fairy cupid tangled in a scarf of poetry.

James Weldon Johnson

This Great God, Like a mammy bending over her baby, Kneeled down in the dust Toiling over a lump of clay Till He shaped it in His own image.

Koren Zailckas

America, ever the narcissistic mother, prefers baby bumps to children and expectant mothers to full-fledged bum-and-nose-wiping ones.

George Mason

Your dear baby has died innocent and blameless, and has been called away by an all wise and merciful Creator, most probably from a life to misery and misfortune, and most certainly to one of happiness and bliss.

Billie Piper

I am thinking about those things now. More so than all my friends - they're a lot older than me, but they're not even thinking about babies.

Billy Bob Thornton

I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.

Bill Hicks

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

Chris Evert

The great high of winning Wimbledon lasts for about a week. You go down in the record book, but you don't have anything tangible to hold on to. But having a baby -- there isn't any comparison.

I would love to go help baby sea turtles back into the ocean after hatching in Mexico.

Charles Spurgeon

A world where everything was easy would be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men.

Charles Osgood

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

Dennis Richardson

A woman relinquishes her unfettered right to control her own body when her actions cause the conception of a baby

Dennis Green

Being pro-life doesn't save babies, acting pro-life does.

Denene Millner

My babies and I benefited greatly from our nightly bonding sessions and co-sleeping arrangements, and I'm glad I did it for as long as I did.

Denene Millner

It turns out that the 'Cry It Out' method of baby sleep training, where you ignore that your kid is screaming, crying and turning 40 shades of purple so that she can break herself out of the habit of being spoiled and cuddled to sleep, does more harm - way more - than good.

Demetri Martin

I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.

Demetri Martin

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

Dean Koontz

I'm no more a wonder than anyone. And that's what makes the world magical. Every baby's a seed of wonder - that gets watered or it doesn't.

Daniel Handler

But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny who had just passed out of babyhood, was not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case, welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

Daniel Handler

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

Daniel Handler

The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles. Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see, and this holiday story features any number of miracles, depending on your point of view.

Daniel Handler

If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.

Damon Runyon

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

Craig Ferguson

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

Coco Austin

Ive always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I still had the booty. In Hollywoods eyes, the perfect women has to be a stick figure, tall, blonde hair, with big boobs.

Clara Hughes

The only reason I've shared my story is to take that tiny baby step of breaking down the stigma attached to depression.

Clarence Day

Babies are unreasonable; they expect far too much of existence. Each new generation that comes takes one look at the world and thinks wildly, "Is this all they've done to it?" and bursts into tears.