Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dylan Thomas

Nothing grows in our garden, only washing. And babies.

Douglas Booth

I'm still in the first baby steps of my career, so I've got so much to learn and so much to figure out.

Doug Stanhope

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

Doug Stanhope

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

Dorothy Allison

Babies change things, open doors you thought were shut, close others. Make you into something you never been.

Donna Summer

Ahhh, I love to love you baby, ahhh.

Donna Summer

Nobody wants you to stop, obviously because you're a moneymaking machine. But you have to make the decision and you have to move forward. So I took time off to have babies and do all that.

Donald Glover

I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.

Craig Wilson

The first of America's 79 million baby boomers turned 60 this month. Time flies when you're growing old.

Conway Twitty

You love the way it makes me feel when I can't catch my breath Like walkin' on a high wire, Lord, it scares me half to death You're always high above me and I'm always fallin' down Our loves just a circus baby, and I'm just the clown

Constance Marie

The easiest way to get your body back after baby is to not gain too much weight during your pregnancy!

Colin Powell

I'm sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming.

Clark Kellogg

Victor Oladipo is like a baby’s bottom – smooth and sometimes explosive.

Ally Carter

Seriously", Macey snapped. "go. Kiss. A baby" "can you believe her?" Preston asked, coking his head towards macey." everytime she sees me, all she does is call me baby and talk about kissing." Macey looked like she wanted to kill him. But I kind of wanted to laugh.

Allen Ginsberg

What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!--and you, Garcia Lorca, what were you doing down by the watermelons?

Alistair Cooke

In the best of times, our days are numbered anyway. So it would be a crime against nature for any generation to take the world crisis so solemnly that it put off enjoying those things for which we were designed in the first place: the opportunity to do good work, to enjoy friends, to fall in love, to hit a ball, and to bounce a baby.

Alison Gopnik

Childhood is a fundamental part of all human lives, parents or not, since that's how we all start out. And yet babies and young children are so mysterious and puzzling and even paradoxical.

Alison Gopnik

Instead of just saying, "I love my baby and I pick him up because he's adorable and it's so nice to cuddle with him," we practice attachment parenting. We let our children play outside and have age-appropriate freedoms and are labeled free-range parents.

Alison Gopnik

Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing,

Alison Gopnik

What's it like to be a baby? It's like being in love in Paris for the first time after you've had three double espressos.

Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.

Anthony Jeselnik

Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.'

Anthony Jeselnik

I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.

Ann Brashares

Gestating characters feels something like the mental equivalent of gestating a baby. In both cases, to create them you lose yourself. Or at least you reshape yourself to encompass them.

Ann Coulter

This is the way addled liberals really think. Even as they champion sucking the brains out of little babies, they think of themselves as indelibly compassionate because they favor an overweening, behemoth federal government.

Ann Coulter

Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.

Andy Borowitz

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Andy Borowitz

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Andrea Gibson

If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart eventually your hearts will start beating at the same time. And two little babies in an incubator, their hearts will beat at the same time. Love that. So if you have somebody in your life that is prone to anxiety, like myself, and if you happen to be a calm person, you could come up and hug me heart to heart and my heart hopefully would slow to yours. And I just love that idea. Or maybe yours would speed up to mine. But either way, we’ll be there together.

Andrea Bocelli

Some of us are born with a weakness for music. As a baby, music would stop whatever thought I was having. If I was worried, it would stop me worrying; if I was crying, it would stop me crying. Music was a healing thing for me.

Andrea Bocelli

When I began singing, it was the first time I was happy in my life. As a baby, I would stop crying when I heard a great singer.

Ana Ortiz

I couldn't have asked for a better kid. She's our own little Buddha baby so far. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop to tell you the truth. It's like the calm before the storm.

Amy Weber

I have cervical cancer. I'm what they call a DES baby... I have been cancer free for 7 years now... I had it the first time when I was 19 and then it came back a few years later after I went through treatment.