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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
nba mercy rough
I learned very quickly that the NBA is a very rough place, physically and mentally. There's no mercy. Chris Bosh
nba-championships games play
I want to go get a stop on defense so James can do it again. It was a big spurt for him. That made then get out of their game plan and play him closer. But when he does that, we want to make sure we capitalize and get timely stops. And that's what got us right back in the game.
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Can't say no one makes money from Twitter now. The NBA does. Mark Cuban
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I really don't like talking about diets. Bess Myerson
nba want looks
We're a walking billboard... You want to look good to everyone who is watching. Chandler Parsons
nba people bills
Where else but the NBA could people like Bill Russell, Spencer Haywood, Ricky Barry, Dennis Rodman, and Allen Iverson come in and be allowed to be who they are? Bill Walton
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When I was younger, I just thought about playing in the NBA. Derrick Rose
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In the NBA, it's about patience. Chauncey Billups
nba organization ambassadors
It's easy to be a spokesman and ambassador for a great organization like the NBA. I thank Commissioner David Stern for putting that trust in me to serve the NBA around the globe. Dikembe Mutombo
cities citizens forget
The citizen takes his city for granted far too often. He forgets to marvel. Carlos Fuentes
cities direct include interest mean plan strategic
We have no direct interest in those cities and don't have a strategic plan to include them, but that doesn't mean we won't in the future. Dave Andrews
cities community quality
No rural community, no suburban community, can ever possess the distinctive qualities that city dwellers have for centuries given to the world.
cities tombs tale-of-two-cities
Drive him fast to his tomb. This, from Jacques. Charles Dickens
cities mind vision
That glorious vision of doing good is so often the sanguine mirage of so many good minds.
cities mind moral
I have found by experience that they who have spent all their lives in cities, improve their talents but impair their virtues; and strengthen their minds but weaken their morals. Charles Caleb Colton
cities literature village
If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; if you would know, and not be known, live in a city.
cities discipline suffering
The Bible is clear that those who fail to heed the Lord's discipline - whether nations, cities, or individuals - suffer devastating consequences. Charles Stanley
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We have requested the ministry to recruit more women for the force so that all stations in the big cities can have at least one lady officer.