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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
rapper white people
When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers Carlos Mencia
rapper ideas records
I used to record but just in my own studio or in my friend's back when I toyed with the idea of being a rapper. Don Cheadle
rap looks want
You never want to look like an old fart doing young rap music. DJ Quik
rap gay gangsta
I bet Eazy E is turning over in his grave, to see that some of ya'll done made gangsta rap gay
rap hook keyboards
I like producing beats, and I like rapping, too. I have a program for the PC, and I can hook my keyboard to it. Jamie Waylett
rap i-can wraps
I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents. Chris Colfer
rap facts
I don't like the fact that there are so few women in rap. Cheryl James
rapper singers
I am a singer, not a full-on rapper. Cher Lloyd
rap hip-hop band
I'm actually a huge fan of hip-hop. I like hip-hop music. I love rap. I like cabaret music, as well. I just love live music and bands. Britney Spears
popcorn results explosions
Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion. Demetri Martin
popcorn window steam
You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like steam-powered window washers. But you can’t invent more time. Daniel Handler
popcorn scared film
That film Memento creeped me out. I was looking over my back through the whole thing. I get more creeped out than scared and spill popcorn all over the place. Brendan Sexton III
popcorn balls mets
Ive never met a popcorn ball I didnt like. Deb Caletti
popcorn
There is popcorn that I have never imagined. Chris Bryant
popcorn going-out
I like going out to popcorn-munchers. Guy Maddin
popcorn superficial dies
If somebody dies and you just go get more popcorn, it’s a superficial experience isn’t it? George R. R. Martin
popcorn vengeance consumers
Just before consumers stop doing something, they do it with a vengeance. Faith Popcorn
popcorn another-life supper
Send me out into another life. But get me back for supper.