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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
rap i-can wraps
I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents. Chris Colfer
rap dark thinking
I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think. Bo Burnham
rap party school
America...Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch...My James Brown. Bernie Mac
rap not-good-enough trying
I couldn't do rap. I was trying. I don't know how. I'm not good enough to know. Dee Dee Ramone
rap trying throat
I loved rap, especially in the early days. But I wasn't trying to shove it down anybody's throats.
rap done wells
I haven't done rap... I can't do that too well.
rap party boys
Billboard called my solo album, 'Standing In The Spotlight,' a great party album and even said that my raps put the Beastie Boys to shame.
rap tired rocks
I got tired of the Ramones around the time I quit and I really got into rap. I thought it was the new punk rock. LL Cool J was my biggest idol.
rap thinking ideas
It just happens to be that people like to associate poetry and rap music. I think that idea is kind of corny. Earl Sweatshirt
popcorn balls mets
Ive never met a popcorn ball I didnt like. Deb Caletti
popcorn scared film
That film Memento creeped me out. I was looking over my back through the whole thing. I get more creeped out than scared and spill popcorn all over the place. Brendan Sexton III
popcorn results explosions
Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion. Demetri Martin
popcorn window steam
You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like steam-powered window washers. But you can’t invent more time. Daniel Handler
popcorn
There is popcorn that I have never imagined. Chris Bryant
popcorn superficial dies
If somebody dies and you just go get more popcorn, it’s a superficial experience isn’t it? George R. R. Martin
popcorn vengeance consumers
Just before consumers stop doing something, they do it with a vengeance. Faith Popcorn
popcorn another-life supper
Send me out into another life. But get me back for supper.
popcorn going-out
I like going out to popcorn-munchers. Guy Maddin