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Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs). Dmitri Mendeleev
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It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Dave Barry
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Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.
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Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. Michael Moriarty
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When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. Bob Thaves
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Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form Laurence J. Peter
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Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary.
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You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures.
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I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS. Jay Leno
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We have a zoning code that doesn't fit into anything coming forward in the future. If we don't do this, everything will need a special use permit.
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We've shifted from being a Microsoft-centric company to more of an IBM- and open-systems-centric company. We made the decision prior to the software code leak, and it had nothing to do with that. That's under federal investigation.
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The problem with some people is that they use their religion as a part of their identity rather than what it actually is; a code of conduct.
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We have a policy that's essentially a children's allowance, but because it's administered through the tax code it leaves out those who need it most. David Harris
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Don't document bad code - rewrite it. Brian Kernighan
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With today's announcement, Microsoft has supplemented the existing resources with a new license for all of the Windows Server source code that implements all of the communications protocols covered by the 2004 decision. Brad Smith
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When you really look in depth, the reason we're losing people offshore is the inequity of our tax code as compared to our competitors overseas, Dennis Hastert
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Whether or not anything happened, just staging an event like that is a problem. They are representatives of their university and schools have an understood code of conduct, and these guys obviously thought they were going to get away with it and thought it wasn't a big deal. That is unacceptable.
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We're going to expect crowds to comply with our sportsmanship requirements and our code of conduct for spectators.