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I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller
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I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place. Kurt Braunohler
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Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.
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It is a sad testament of the absurdity of the ratings code and the completely illogical moral criteria that provide the underpinning for it, where any form of violence is perfectly acceptable for kids but sexuality continues to be the ultimate taboo, Robert Lantos
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I get so happy to see someone like Jodie descend into absurdity and be human. Peter Sarsgaard
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There is no absurdity so obvious that it cannot be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to impose it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity Arthur Schopenhauer
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That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often become the height of wisdom in another Adlai E. Stevenson
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He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity. Baruch Spinoza
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When writers make us shake our heads with the exactness of their prose and their truths, and even make us laugh about ourselves or life, our buoyancy is restored. We are given a shot at dancing with, or at least clapping along with, the absurdity of life, instead of being squashed by it over and over again. Anne Lamott
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It depends on how you look at culture. If you look over the course of a hundred years, I think the gradual erosion of the consensus that's held our country together is probably more serious than a few bearded terrorists who fly into buildings. Pat Robertson
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The Bible never tells us what Jesus looked like, and in the earliest surviving paintings of him, he is sometimes depicted as short-haired, sometimes as beardless, with no authoritative version winning out over the others. Yet around 400 A.D., all of the other competing images were replaced by the long-haired, bearded Jesus we know today. Ian Caldwell
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Henry David Thoreau was an oddball job quitter and ne'er-do-well who evolved into the bearded sage of literature, natural history, and civil liberties. Michael Sims
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How come explosives, guns, grenades and munitions were delivered at this school unnoticed and in advance? How come a truck packed with heavily armed, masked, bearded militants could travel so easily through one of the most militarized regions in Russia crossing all checkpoints and descend at the school? It's inconceivable. Yuri Urbanovich
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The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood, for the unity of us all. Charlie Chaplin
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To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress.
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Greed has poisoned men's souls
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As long as men die, liberty will never parish.
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I am not a political man and I have no political convictions. I am an individual and a believer in liberty. That is all the politics I have. On the other hand I am not a super-patriot. Super-patriotism leads to Hitlerism — and we've had our lesson there. I don't want to create a revolution — I just want to create a few more films.
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The Kingdom of God is within man, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you!
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Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.
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Judge a man not by how he treats his equals but by how he treats his inferiors.
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If Justice is pictured blindfold, it is because she judges causes, not men, and not because the prime faculty of an arbitrator is lack of discernment. Charles Wagner
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I don't know why, but I've always been a sucker for roller coasters in movies. Diablo Cody
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I want to get out there and do anything, but I still don't know about riding roller coasters. I've never been on one. There is something about being strapped in and on a track; I always feel like we're going to be launched off somewhere. Austin Stowell
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It's what we've talked about for two months; it's a roller coaster, things go up and down, Dave Wannstedt
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Greece's history in the drachma was an up-and-down history, a roller coaster. George Papandreou
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I don't really like roller coasters! Jon Huertas
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Politics is like roller skating. You go partly where you want to go, and partly where the damn things take you. Henry F. Ashurst
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I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster. Rush Limbaugh
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Really, I don't like roller coasters. Kevin Hart
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Once you know where the roller coaster is going, are you in for the ride? Robert Fulghum