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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
jobs home land
I'm attached to my land in Pantelleria as if I'd inherited it. Acting is my job, Pantelleria is my home. Carole Bouquet
jobs sick people
Stand-up comedy - I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks - knock wood - it's been working. 'Cause I was one of those kind of people, even when I had a regular job, I couldn't even call in sick right. You know, I was like, 'Hello? Yeah, I can't come in today. I have scurvy. Carol Leifer
jobs community development
We must invest in infrastructure development and rebuilding communities to create jobs. Carol Moseley Braun
jobs motivation two
When you're C.E.O., you have to have two conditions: first, shareholders need to trust you and want you to head your company. The second is that you need to feel the motivation to do the job. So, as long as both are reunited, you continue to do the job. And today, they are reunited. Carlos Ghosn
jobs inspiration done
Any job very well done that has been carried out by a person who is fully dedicated is always a source of inspiration. Carlos Ghosn
jobs winter journey
Puddleglum,' they've said, 'You're altogether too full of bobance and bounce and high spirits. You've got to learn that life isn't all fricasseed frogs and ell pie. You want something to sober you down a bit. We're only saying it for your own good, Puddleglum.' That's what they say. Now a job like this --a journey up north just as winter's beginning looking for a prince that probably isn't there, by way of ruined city nobody's ever seen-- will be just the thing. If that doesn't steady a chap, I don't know what will. C. S. Lewis
jobs months sit six support
We have to get jobs to support ourselves. We can't sit around for six months like it's vacation. Shannon Miller
jobs less spending taxing
We have a spending problem, not a taxing problem. The less we spend, the more jobs we have the potential to create. Dan Webster
jobs dirty men
Whatever is dirty, it is women's job to clean up, or drive some man to clean up, and that goes for everything from cellar to senate. Agnes Macphail
drinking long hanging-out
I was hanging out and drinking as long as I could afford it, or as long as somebody else could afford it. Carl Andre
drinking car long
I never drove a car in my life. Given my drinking habits in those days, I would have been dead a long time ago - stumbling out of a bar at 4 a.m. and getting into a car. Carl Andre
drinking wine new-friends
A new friend is new wine, when it grows old, you will enjoy drinking it. Alan Kay
drinking champagne fine-wine
Champagne is one of the elegant extras in life. Charles Dickens
drinking mean worry
There is not a little generalship and stratagem required in the managing and marshalling of our pleasures, so that each shall not mutually encroach to the destruction of all. For pleasures are very voracious, too apt to worry one another, and each, like Aaron's serpent, is prone to swallow up the rest. Thus drinking will soon destroy the power, gaming the means, and sensuality the taste, for other pleasures less seductive, but far more salubrious, and permanent as they are pure. Charles Caleb Colton
drinking beer done
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done. Brian Clough
drinking naps tough-times
When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking. Bret Easton Ellis
drinking use week
There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine. Bret Easton Ellis
drinking writing acting
Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour. Bret Easton Ellis