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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
kids london three
Everything has to be organised for kids in London - you can't just walk three roads to see a friend. Carol Vorderman
kids commitment whales
My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time.
kids important projects
I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope. Carlos Mencia
kids car would-be
It would be easier to make money in other sectors, but since I was a kid, I liked cars. Carlos Ghosn
kids boys years
I was never a Boy Scout, but oh, I wanted to be one when I was a kid about ten or eleven years old. But there wasn't anyplace where I could ever join the Boy Scouts. Carl Barks
kids warrior would-be
Kids like us don't often have the chance of meeting a great warrior like you. Would you have a little fencing match with me? It would be frightfully decent. C. S. Lewis
kids
We have no one to blame. That's what I wanted the kids to know. Tommy Amaker
kids
When your kids get on a bus, you want... Jim Allen
kids science
We want kids to think that they can think about science. They don't need to just play soccer. Miguel Nicolelis
poor backgrounds harder
If you're from a poor background, you have to work even harder. But that's what makes you who you are.
poorly pressure stage
We were awful, we started poorly and never got in the game. At no stage did we put any pressure on the French.
poor starters finishers
I hired finishers because I'm a good starter and a poor finisher.
poor tough
We've (shot) very poor percentages and come out with a win. We just need to play harder. We lacked physical, tough play for 40 minutes.
poor poverty-and-the-poor
The poor would never be able to live at all if it were not for the poor. George Moore
poor
The poor little thing is so little that we didn't even notice.
poor ifs property
If we owned the property, we will be free and prosperous. If so they regain control, we will become poor Edmund Burke
poor
What have they done to you, my poor child? Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
poor quick rich slow
May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, and quick to make friends.