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kids wells understood
Well, as a kid I did not get Shakespeare. I just never understood it. Alanis Morissette
kids winning
You'll never win anything with kids Alan Hansen
kids scientist natural
Kids are natural scientists. Alan Alda
kids mind desperate
In my own mind, I was sort of a desperate kid. Al Purdy
kids gang-members wife
Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it's also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there's a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It's like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it. Al Madrigal
kids enjoyed
I went to all the Love-Ins. I took my kids. I enjoyed myself. Al Lewis
kids sure various
We want the kids to do as well as they can. There are so many opportunities (for various activities), and that's good. But, how do we make sure it's not a distraction. Brad Lancaster
kids years add
It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland. Chris Colfer
kids awkward special
My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.
funny-marriage pay investment
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Bob Monkhouse
funny-marriage return fantasy
One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. Bernard Malamud
funny-marriage circus advertising
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. E. W. Howe
funny-marriage spices add
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. Bette Davis
funny-marriage guilty pleading
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. John Mortimer
funny-marriage tragedy comedy
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage. Lord Byron
funny-marriage lust jewelry
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it. Heather Locklear
funny-marriage done married
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. Henny Youngman
funny-marriage people married
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock
comedian wells
Well, what do you expect? The Comedian is dead. Alan Moore
comedian ceo fourteen
I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO. Dave Chappelle
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The Perrier is about helping to discover new talent. In years to come, this generation of young comedians who are stepping into the spotlight will be setting the heather alight.
comedians discover generation heather helping setting spotlight stepping talent
The Perrier is about helping to discover new talent, ... In years to come, this generation of young comedians who are stepping into the spotlight will be setting the heather alight.
comedians far time
As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time. Maria Bamford
comedian get-better hey
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better. Louis C. K.
comedian firsts shows
One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear. Bob Newhart
comedian way saws
I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
comedian watches comedy
I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy. Bo Burnham