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humor envy praise
Expect not praise without envy until you are dead. Charles Caleb Colton
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humor shields darts
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery Charles Simmons
humor want goes-on
The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present. Alan Watts
humor comedian realizing
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Alan Moore
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
used glamorous used-to-be
I used to be more glamorous. China Chow
used used-to-be hairdresser
I used to be a hairdresser. Dee Dee Ramone
used process knows
Definitely directing is the thing I like the most because this is where everything you know can be used. It's the most personal process ever. It's the most demanding one, but again, rewarding. Diego Luna
used bother shows
I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me. Dick Cavett
used used-to-be sceptic
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed. Dennis Miller
used competing
I used biomechanics to save time when I was competing. Edwin Moses
used available
I used practically all the money I had available. Bernard Ebbers
used
It's amazing what you can learn to get used to. Chesley Sullenberger
used horrible alcoholics
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker. Bob Saget
knows self-examination
He who knows himself knows others. Charles Caleb Colton
knows written
I only know that it was, and ceased to be; and that I have written, and there I leave it. Charles Dickens
knows
I'm so private and I don't know why! China Chow
knows
We are only what we know, and I wished to be so much more than I was, sorely. David Mitchell
knows limitation
You will never know your limitations until you find them. David Murphy
knows i-can
Ultimately, I am all I can know. Byron Katie
knows
Know your own happiness. Jane Austen
knows rely roads talk time
When you talk to the crews, everybody's tired, but at the same time everyone knows they rely on us to keep the roads open. I think we're doing our best. We're just going to keep trying. Scott Ishikawa
knows
I was surprised about vi going in, though, I didn't know it was in System V. Bill Joy