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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
gave good terrific trailing
We were trailing most of the time, but we had them. We were good enough to win, and it showed in the way we played. We gave them a terrific game. Ivan Radenovic
gave hit nationals thinking win
When I'm thinking about the Nationals, I'm not even thinking about the $140,000. If I win the Nationals and they gave me a $140,000 check, that's when it would hit me. Wayne Johnson
gave massive meet might
When I meet vegetarians who might have diabetes, pre-diabetes or massive obesity, I tell them they would be better off if they gave up their Vegetarianism. Robert Atkins
gave good guys ourselves swims
We set ourselves up really nice. All of our swims were monstrous. These guys didn't let anything get to them. We gave ourselves some good opportunities. Kevin Kinel
gave grow john light shadow shoulders
You didn't grow up in the shadow of John Steinbeck. He put you on his shoulders and gave you all the light you wanted. Thomas Steinbeck
gave-up personal-things
But I never gave up personal things to work, never. Catherine Deneuve
gave job man publishing
In 1981, Ms. Ebtekar was made editor-in-chief of the English-language newspaper 'Kayhan International.' The man who gave her the job was Mr. Khatami, who was then head of the Kayhan publishing house. Elaine Sciolino
gave life
I never gave up believing that there was much more to life than how I was living it. Kim Cattrall
gave good sports sticking successful time
I'm not very good at sticking at things if I can't be successful at them. I gave up on sport a long time ago. Laura Wade
sheets
We put up sheets here so they can have their privacy, Michael Allen
sheet starts
When plywood starts to go up to $23 a sheet ... that's a lot of dollars. Jeff Davidson
sheets side
We have the sheets where you can see on each side of her where it spilled over. The sheets were a maroon color, so it's real obvious. Debra Moore
sheets shoes wear
It is better to wear out one's shoes than one's sheets Italian Proverb
sheets spread word
They started out in a world of spread sheets and word processors, Roger McNamee
sheets sign somehow
I used to sign vouchers and sign-out sheets with 'Alexandra Dee.' Somehow it stuck. Sandra Dee
sheets our-family silk
We never had any silk sheets in our family... Jimmy Hoffa
sheets
I love crispy, cool sheets. Ryan Murphy
sheet-music sheets i-can
I can't read sheet music, I have to just listen to it, and then just go for it. Scott Weiland