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american-comedian commercial forget hammer home might point standard
There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
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When I was little, we used to have Atari. Rachel Dratch
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What's so interesting is that the Aborigine language is all handed down from generation to generation - it's not a written language. Debra Wilson
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner
american-comedian mistakes optimist
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.
american-comedian good manuscript writers
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
american-comedian ballplayer happiness playing
The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do.
american-comedian family
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.
funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
peter disneyland
Davey Crocket, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland. Billy Joel
peter practice trying
years and years of practice trying to keep up with Peter Jennings. George Stephanopoulos
peter peter-parker
I never really sympathised with Peter Parker. Jamie Bell
peter
The thing about working with Peter Jackson is that, at the end of the day, he is a passionate artist. William Kircher
peter rabbit reads themselves
Peter Rabbit's not a rabbit. Peter Rabbit is a proxy for the child who reads the book, and they imagine themselves in the rabbit's position. Chris Van Allsburg
peter recovering
Peter is not recovering from (plantar fasciitis), and we need him because hes our No. 1 runner, Dave Walker
peter wants
Peter has said he wants to go on, which is great.
peter rock roll ultimate
Peter Doherty is the ultimate rock 'n' roll nihilist, the ultimate rock 'n' roll f***wit. Pete Townshend
peter players underrated
Peter does everything for us. He's probably one of the most underrated players out there.