Famous Quotes & Sayings

Deb Caletti

Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you’ve got seems like oatmeal to their caviar.

Donna Tartt

No money, holes in my socks, living off oatmeal.

Flannery O'Connor

I don’t want any of this artificial superficial feeling stimulated by the choir. Today I have proved myself a glutton—​for Scotch oatmeal cookies and erotic thought. There is nothing left to say of me.

Janet Fitch

The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box.

Kristin Chenoweth

Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don't even need to add sugar.

Larry Wall

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.

Mason Cooley

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

Nora Roberts

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.

John Prine

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.

Dave Barry

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Carrie Ann Inaba

I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies.

David Larsen

Maybe now I'll be able to have a couple of extra cookies or ice cream after dinner without feeling so guilty. Or, without my wife yelling at me.

Bill Cosby

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

Paul Henderson

God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the year. Santa Claus... What a guy!

Elliot Regenstein

But what you can't do is be selling kids cookies at 10 o'clock in the morning so that they're not hungry at lunch.

Charles M. Schulz

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

Lilla Crawford

At my school, they have an ice cream special sometimes, and they have this ice cream sandwich, except the sandwich part is like an Oreo and the inside like cookies n' cream ice cream. I love that.

Rod Brobeck

We?re not there yet. But ... what kind of cookies do you like, and are you willing to pay $10 a dozen for them?

Charles Caleb Colton

The press is the foe of rhetoric, but the friend of reason.

Charles Spurgeon

Faith is led confidently to expect what reason would never suggest.

Alan Moore

We are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later.

David Allen

There is no reason ever to have the same thought twice, unless you like having that thought.

Buddy Rice

Things happen for a reason. We'll see where life takes me from here.

Jeffrey Skilling

The only reason I sold the 500,000 shares on Sept. 17, the only reason, was Sept. 11.

William Shakespeare

The expedition of my violent love outrun the pauser, reason.

William Shakespeare

Do not banish reason for inequality; but let your reason serve to make the truth appear where it seems hid, and hide the false seems true.

William Shakespeare

Love reasons without reason.