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People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
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Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
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People look at college as the fountain of beer or party central.
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People like to eat outside here. In the summer our picnic tables are full and people eat their fish with cold beer from the Legion hall. In the winter, we still have our customers. But it's a lot quieter.
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People in Wisconsin are parochial in their buying habits. They care deeply about their quality of life. Things like wonderful Wisconsin cheeses, really fine chocolates, nice places to eat out and great beer are nice ways to enhance your lifestyle.
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Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies. George Jones
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Our beer sales have tripled, ... Last Friday they drank us dry.
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Our beer sales have grown from the day we opened.
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Our beer net sales grew 11% year to date, and we expect a similar growth rate in the fourth quarter. However, we expect mid-single-digit growth rates next year.
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Pizza and beer just go hand in hand.
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Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment Benjamin Rush
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Reason interrupts man's career and asks him whether he may not bring beings into the world for whom he cannot provide the means of subsistence. Thomas Malthus
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Reinsdorf told me, 'You have an invitation to a press conference on Monday. The new manager of the White Sox asks that you be there,' ... Ozzie never forgot to this day. Jerry Krause
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Our goal is to go after the people who are making the government's illegal surveillance possible. They could not do what they are doing without the help of companies like AT&T. We want to make it clear to AT&T that it is not in their legal or economic interests to violate the law whenever the president asks them to.
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Our family thanks everyone for their support and prayers and asks for their continued respect and privacy. Jamie Dixon
asks hitters jerry job whenever
I will do any and everything. Whenever Jerry asks me to pitch, I?m going to give it everything. My job is to get hitters out. Todd Coffey
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I think this just opens more doors and asks more questions than it answers, ... We're going to see a whole of litigation because there's still no clear standard.
asks front love minute people performing
My mother asks when I will do some theatre, and there is something about getting your 15 minute call. That is what you become an actor for - performing in front of people and getting the love from the audience. Jonas Armstrong
asks bath bed beyond section work
I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the Beyond section. When someone asks me where is the Bath section I say 'It's Beyond Me'. Jay London
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Just about everybody who comes through the door asks what kind of incentive programs are available.