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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
involves surely wireless work
If your work is done on the phone, then surely you can set up some kind of wireless system. If your work involves reading or writing reports, then this too could be done outside. Tom Hodgkinson
involves life oneself solved
. . . life involves maintaining oneself between contradictions that can't be solved by analysis. William Empson
involves multiple recognized strategies widely
It is now widely recognized that any attempt at malaria eradication must be a long-term commitment that involves multiple interventions, disciplines, strategies and organizations. Anthony Fauci
involves shooting
There is only one way to retaliate, and that involves shooting yourself in the foot. H. Hart
involves solving tackling
Entrepreneurship is about tackling big problems - often non-obvious problems - that will have a meaningful impact on the world, and this usually involves solving these problems in counterintuitive ways. Trip Adler
involves taiwan united war
As I've said many times and publicly, a war between China and Taiwan that involves the United States is a lose-lose-lose. Dennis C. Blair
involves perfect pose time travel yoga
Travel involves a lot of waiting. I thought, 'Wow, what a perfect time to do a pose or take a breath. Yoga is so portable. Darrin Zeer
involves muslim people presume terrorism
He understands that because he's a Muslim and this involves terrorism a lot people presume he's guilty. Steve Hartman
involves
My creative process involves that old saying: It's 90% perspiration and only 10% inspiration. Rosabeth Moss Kanter
softball sports motivation
You're going to make mistakes in life. It's what you do after the mistakes that counts. Brandi Chastain
softball team drinking
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats. Dave Barry
softball girl football
When all the girls were getting all made up and getting into all that girl stuff in junior high I was out playing softball or touch football with the guys. Catherine Bell
softball baseball games
Your body is not made to throw like we throw. That's why you see softball pitchers pitching two or three games a day. It's a natural movement in softball. In baseball it's not a natural movement. Jamie Moyer
softball volleyball beach
I was born and raised in Huntington Beach, California. I was very athletic, playing volleyball and softball. I did gymnastics for about ten years, too. Jasmine Tookes
softball believe successful
As I see it, a successful story of any kind should be almost like hypnosis: You fascinate the reader with your first sentence, draw them in further with your second sentence and have them in a mild trance by the third. Then, being careful not to wake them, you carry them away up the back alley of your narrative and when they are hopelessly lost within the story, having surrendered themselves to it, you do them terrible violence with a softball bag and then lead them whimpering to the exit on the last page. Believe me, they'll thank you for it. Alan Moore
softball jobs growing-up
Growing up in Georgia, I used to think people up north or out west were so different. They're really not. They're just regular people who live in small towns. They grow up and try to raise families and have a job and go to church and play softball. It's that way everywhere. Alan Jackson
softball daughter mother
I'm a middle-class former housewife who goes to my daughter's softball games. Charlaine Harris
softball sports motivation
If you're not prepared, it's not pressure you feel, it's fear. Bruce Bochy
swimming littles mice
I see you that have a little swimming mouse David Sedaris
swimming oxygen air
I just learned how to scuba dive. Id been scared to rely on one little air hose for oxygen, but swimming with all those fish is exhilarating. Cheryl Hines
swimming garden lucky
I like to go for a walk or swimming or in the garden when I can. It's a busy kind of life, but I guess I'm lucky. Brian May
swimming rocks found
She kept swimming out into life because she hadn't yet found a rock to stand on. Barbara Kingsolver
swimming overcoming impossible
To overcome fear, act as if it were impossible to fail, and it shall be. Brian Tracy
swimming aquariums action
When you're watching an action movie, you experience an action movie more outside of the aquarium, you're out of the aquarium looking in at all the swimming fish that are in there. Whereas horror films and thrillers are designed to put the audience into that box, into that aquarium. James Wan
swimming thinking people
I think a lot of people have a vision of L.A. in which TV executives and movie directors plan their latest productions by the swimming pool. Bruno Tonioli
swimming goal reaching
Failure isn't in not reaching your goal but in having no goal to reach. Benjamin E. Mays
swimming whales people
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? Charles Saatchi
training mind spirit
The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all. Alan K. Simpson
training java degrees
I fear - as far as I can tell - that most undergraduate degrees in computer science these days are basically Java vocational training. Alan Kay
training felt
I loved being back out on the pitch. Although I have not been in full training, I felt pretty good. David Ginola
training mind lasts
My training in science is actually one that is very critical of mechanistic science. I was trained in quantum theory which emerged at the turn of the last century. We are a whole century behind in absorbing the leaps that quantum theory made for the human mind. Vandana Shiva
training fifteen heroines
No one who had ever seen Catherine Morland in her infancy, would have supposed her born to be a heroine... But from fifteen to seventeen she was in training for a heroine... Jane Austen
training heroic mundane
The only training for the heroic is the mundane. Edmund Burke
training crosses intensity
Structure your cross-training appropriately by alternating the intensity of your sessions so you work, recover, work, recover. Brett Hoebel
training scuba done
I was training more learning how to scuba dive which I'd never done which was really, really, really cool. Ashley Scott
training economist
I'm an economist by training. I don't really work as an economist. I only worked briefly as an economist. Ben Stein