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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
involves life oneself solved
. . . life involves maintaining oneself between contradictions that can't be solved by analysis. William Empson
involves surely wireless work
If your work is done on the phone, then surely you can set up some kind of wireless system. If your work involves reading or writing reports, then this too could be done outside. Tom Hodgkinson
involves
My creative process involves that old saying: It's 90% perspiration and only 10% inspiration. Rosabeth Moss Kanter
involves taiwan united war
As I've said many times and publicly, a war between China and Taiwan that involves the United States is a lose-lose-lose. Dennis C. Blair
involves solving tackling
Entrepreneurship is about tackling big problems - often non-obvious problems - that will have a meaningful impact on the world, and this usually involves solving these problems in counterintuitive ways. Trip Adler
involves muslim people presume terrorism
He understands that because he's a Muslim and this involves terrorism a lot people presume he's guilty. Steve Hartman
involves multiple recognized strategies widely
It is now widely recognized that any attempt at malaria eradication must be a long-term commitment that involves multiple interventions, disciplines, strategies and organizations. Anthony Fauci
involves shooting
There is only one way to retaliate, and that involves shooting yourself in the foot. H. Hart
involves perfect pose time travel yoga
Travel involves a lot of waiting. I thought, 'Wow, what a perfect time to do a pose or take a breath. Yoga is so portable. Darrin Zeer
softball believe successful
As I see it, a successful story of any kind should be almost like hypnosis: You fascinate the reader with your first sentence, draw them in further with your second sentence and have them in a mild trance by the third. Then, being careful not to wake them, you carry them away up the back alley of your narrative and when they are hopelessly lost within the story, having surrendered themselves to it, you do them terrible violence with a softball bag and then lead them whimpering to the exit on the last page. Believe me, they'll thank you for it. Alan Moore
softball jobs growing-up
Growing up in Georgia, I used to think people up north or out west were so different. They're really not. They're just regular people who live in small towns. They grow up and try to raise families and have a job and go to church and play softball. It's that way everywhere. Alan Jackson
softball team drinking
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats. Dave Barry
softball girl football
When all the girls were getting all made up and getting into all that girl stuff in junior high I was out playing softball or touch football with the guys. Catherine Bell
softball sports baseball
Rocks make no compromise for sex... rock climbing is not like some sports, where it is made easier for women; or sports like, say, softball, which is only baseball for soft people. On a rock, everything is equal. Beverly Johnson
softball sports motivation
A lot of people notice when you succeed, but they don't see what it takes to get there. Dawn Staley
softball sports motivation
Confidence comes from hard work. It comes from facing different situations and making putts. It comes from knowing you've worked on the right things, so when you get under the gun, you can execute what you've practiced. David Duval
softball sports dream
I believe in the philosophy of staying hungry. If you have a dream and it becomes a reality, don't stay satisfied too long. Make up a new dream and hunt after that one and turn it into a reality. Arnold Schwarzenegger
softball journey thinking
I know you're supposed to set goals for yourself. I see all that motivational stuff on television. Think about the future, what's next! But I'm all into the journey. It's fascinating to me. So if I make certain what I want moment to moment, I'm cool at the crossroads. Cassandra Wilson
swimming littles mice
I see you that have a little swimming mouse David Sedaris
swimming thinking people
I think a lot of people have a vision of L.A. in which TV executives and movie directors plan their latest productions by the swimming pool. Bruno Tonioli
swimming clothes wife
I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said, 'You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes on, no one recognizes you.' I said, 'What are you saying? That I should do more love scenes? Eddie Marsan
swimming people survival
I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way. Eddie Izzard
swimming thinking two
Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display. David Duchovny
swimming loser winner
Losers let it happen; winners make it happen! Denis Waitley
swimming tuesday wife
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry? Denis Leary
swimming class yale
There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class. Dick Cavett
swimming thinking florida
I think I'm going to my grave without swimming from Cuba to Florida, Diana Nyad
training felt
I loved being back out on the pitch. Although I have not been in full training, I felt pretty good. David Ginola
training stardom
I've been in training for stardom. Bernie Mac
training mind taught
I didn't mind basic training. It taught me that something that seems impossible at the start can be achieved. Arnold Schwarzenegger
training adore hard
I simply adore the exhaustion that comes with training hard. Deena Kastor
training boeing film
I always liked show biz and got to make a few training films at Boeing. Bill Nye
training mind spirit
The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all. Alan K. Simpson
training java degrees
I fear - as far as I can tell - that most undergraduate degrees in computer science these days are basically Java vocational training. Alan Kay
training benefits enough
You benefit from getting in enough volume at the beginning of your training. Bernard Lagat
training age trying
We've been trying to sell cyclists of all ages and abilities on very detailed and demanding education and training programs designed to make them more like motorists. Bicyclists have shown they don't want this. What cyclists repeatedly tell us they do want is more safe places to ride, and it is time we listened to that message. Bill Wilkinson