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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
color safety comfort
We are Bay Aryans from Berkeley: prepare to be reengineered in an attractive range of color schemes for your safety and comfort! Charles Stross
color schemes feels
I find color schemes that I just like and that just feel right. Alan Bean
color black staples
Black has always been a staple for me, but that's not really a good favorite color. I've been really into browns lately. Dave Douglas
color trying lines
The painter doesn't try to reproduce the scene before him... he simplifies and eliminates until he knows exactly what stirred him, sets this down in color and line as simply and as powerfully as possible and so translates his impression into an aesthetic emotion. David Milne
color ships titles
We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans. Cary Grant
color littles
Don't be afraid of putting on color, refine the work little by little. Camille Pissarro
color drawing dry
The subject should be observed more for shape and color than for drawing... precise drawing is dry and hampers the impression of the whole, it destroys all sensations.
colored countless england field graves lean men middle noble race saved security sleep states today whom women
The colored race saved to the noble women of New England and the middle States men on whom they lean today for security and safety. Many of my race, the representatives of these men on the field of battle, sleep in the countless graves of the South. Hiram Rhodes Revels
colored doctrine everywhere favor parts state tearing traveled
During the canvass in the State of Mississippi, I traveled into different parts of that state, and this is the doctrine that I everywhere uttered: that while I was in favor of building up the colored race, I was not in favor of tearing down the white race.
speak-english japan computer
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. Alan Perlis
speak-english speak
Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking to Bernie Ecclestone
speak-english people records
People like Shakira shouldnt have record contracts. She cant even speak English. Avril Lavigne
speak-english speak said
Neither you nor I speak English, but there are some things that can be said only in English. Aravind Adiga
speak-english television speak
I learned how to speak English watching television. Azita Ghanizada
speak-english internet-users incapable
Nowadays, anyone who cannot speak English and is incapable of using the Internet is regarded as backward. Al-Waleed bin Talal
speak-english guy blame
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. Dan Castellaneta
speak-english broken people
I grew up listening to people speaking broken English. I probably picked that up. And I probably speak English almost as a second language. Christopher Walken
speak-english firsts language
Somebody said to me that I speak English almost like somebody for whom English is not their first language.