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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
gets healing management process whenever
Whenever this gets done, there's going to have to be a long healing process with fans, management and players. Ken Holland
gets hot selling warehouse work
When you're young, working in a warehouse or selling hot dogs, you look at work - at acting - as something precious. It gets you out of the stink. Mickey Rourke
gets guy knew people
When he gets to the league, people are going to wonder, 'Where did this guy come from? And we'll say, 'We knew it all along. Lorenzo Booker
gets
When he gets to college, I think he'll concentrate on academics. But he will still run. He has it in his blood. Bill Chavis
gets puck
When he gets the puck in those areas, he usually scores. Dan Hinote
gets
When he gets the ball, you don't know what he's going to do. Travis Parker
gets players special top watch
When he gets that puck, he makes things happen. It's pretty special to watch him play the way he does. When he's at the top of his game, he's up there with the top players in the league. Colby Armstrong
gets helps small steal
When he gets on, it allows us to steal some bases, hit-and-run, do a lot of things in the small game. It really helps our offense. Tom Slater
gets
When he gets it going like that, I don't know what you can do. Doc Rivers
guy needs tough
Business is tough; you need tough guys. Carlos Ghosn
guy trying sake
If guys try to make a bigger company for the sake of size, they don't create value in most cases. Carlos Ghosn
guys held pick rhythm score
We want to put it on the defense's shoulders. More than anything we want to score on defense. We weren't able to do that, but we held on long enough so those guys could pick it up. They got in their rhythm and they did their thing. The Eagles
guys hang understand
We have to hang on to our leads. We give them away like they're candy. It's frustrating. You have to understand the personnel. We have a young team. Our guys haven't been in these situations, and they're learning. Kevin Garnett
guy laughing stories women
We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.' Jen Kirkman
guys heavy speed
We have to get some of these heavy guys up to speed quick. Sean Payton
guy looking seeing themselves veterans
We have to get better. It comes down to every guy looking at themselves and seeing how we can get better, from veterans to rookies. There are no excuses. We have to find a way to get it done. Michael Young
guys playing stars win
We have no stars in our camp. For us to win we have to have 17 guys playing well." () Brian McClennan
guys problems three time
We have no problems with those three guys being in the lineup this time of year. John Tortorella
morning sex funny-marriage
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. Carol Leifer
morning powerful fall
In one day I had altered my life; my life, therefore, was alterable. This simple axiom did not call out for exegesis; no, it entered my bloodstream directly, as powerful as heroin. I could feel it pump and surge, the way it brightened my veins to a kind of glass. I had wakened that morning to narrowness and predestination and now I was falling asleep in the storm of my own free will. Carol Shields
morning shadow wake-up
The shadows in the early morning don't tell much. The shadows rest at that time. So it's useless to gaze very early in the day. Around six in the morning the shadows wake up, and they are best around five in the afternoon. Then they are fully awake. Carlos Castaneda
morning men june
June 17, 1972. Nine o'clock Saturday morning. Early for the telephone. Woodward fumbled for the receiver and snapped awake. The city editor of the Washington Post was on the line. Five men had been arrested earlier that morning in a burglary attempt at Democratic headquarters, carrying photographic equipment and electronic gear. Could he come in? Carl Bernstein
morning grief cutting
I have discovered, passionate grief does not link us with the dead but cuts us off from them. This becomes clearer and clearer. It is just at those moments when I feel least sorrow - getting into my morning bath is usually one of them - that H. rushes upon my mind in her full reality, her otherness. Not, as in my worst moments, all foreshortened and patheticized and solemnized by my miseries, but as she is in her own right. This is good and tonic. C. S. Lewis
morning sarcasm boys
Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you? Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham. What age would that be, Toby? Late twenties? Atta boy. Aaron Sorkin
morning funny-things littles
My little computer said such a funny thing this morning. Alan Turing
morning funny-things one-day
One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning". Alan Turing
morning airplane airports
Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every Saturday morning to the nearest airport, ten miles away, push airplanes in and out of the hangars, and clean up the hangars. Alan Shepard
regardless whatever
Regardless of whatever I do, I know what my purpose is: to make a difference in people's lives. Tim Tebow
regardless
Singing is my passion, regardless of anything else that I've ever done. That's the one thing that no one can ever take away from me is my voice, and that is what I really want to do. Alex Newell
regardless
I didn't want to get better any more just because I was out of the rotation. I wanted to get better regardless of where I was. Luke Hudson
regardless whether
No one should be doing this to another person, regardless of whether they're students. Debbie Smith
regardless supposed
Regardless of any deviations, it was clear I was supposed to end up in math and physics. Edward Witten
regardless running top whether
I will do my best, regardless of whether I would be running at the top or at the bottom. Ichiro Ozawa
regardless
Regardless of what we look like on the outside, genetically, on the inside, everyone is an African. Donald Johanson
regardless
Regardless of the (earnings) metric, they're on the right path. Jeffrey Fieler
regardless talent
This is not the place for the weak-minded guy, regardless of your talent. Isiah Thomas
six weeks
We have six weeks to go, ... With your help, we can make it happen. Michael R. Bloomberg
six-months botox dallas
Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections. Janice Dickinson
six wake-up hours
I train six to seven hours every single day. I wake up six days a week and know that it's going to be the same thing. Bryan Clay
six seven threat
Have I gotten any threats? All I get is threats. I get at least six or seven a day. Betty Shabazz
six twelve bliss
There is no human bliss equal to twelve hours of work with only six hours in which to do it. Anthony Trollope
sixty
Sixty is just a number. I don't feel 60. Bob Eastwood
six
Six times now, huh. That's not too bad. Jessie Pettit
six skateboarder wanted
Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six. Bam Margera
six slowly throw
We're going to be with them a lot for at least the first six months, then slowly wean them. We're not just going to throw them into an apartment. Linda Price
time math science
I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them. Carl Friedrich Gauss
time writing math
You know that I write slowly. This is chiefly because I am never satisfied until I have said as much as possible in a few words, and writing briefly takes far more time than writing at length. Carl Friedrich Gauss
time time-management enough
There's time enough, but none to spare. Charles W. Chesnutt
time dark mind
In the dark attics of our minds, all times mingle. Charles de Lint
time son boys
A boy's story is the best that is ever told. Charles Dickens
time fool calendars
Tomorrow! It is a period nowhere to be found in all the registers of time, unless, perchance, in the fool's calendar. Charles Caleb Colton
time all-things
Time is the measurer of all things, but is itself immeasurable, and the grand discloser of all things, but is itself undisclosed. Charles Caleb Colton
time retreat tides
Time ... advances like the slowest tide, but retreats like the swiftest torrent. Charles Caleb Colton
time two black
Time,- that black and narrow isthmus between two eternities. Charles Caleb Colton