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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
wake-up waking east
After I left LA... it was like waking up. And so I moved back east and stopped auditioning. Casey Affleck
wake-up done
We must wake up knowing we have work to do and go to bed knowing we've done it. Audre Lorde
wake-up meaning-of-life purpose
Wake up and create a purpose for yourself. Don't ask the meaning of life, ask yourself the meaning of each given day. Austin Carlile
wake-up scripts email
I wake up to an email from the writers with the new script, and I always get so excited because I know it'll be better all-around than the script from the week before. Bailee Madison
wake-up tomorrow election
Tomorrow is Election Day. That's the day we Americans wake up, consider our options, and then remember we didn't register to vote. Conan O'Brien
wake-up caffeine i-can
I can't wake up at all without caffeine. Andrew Rannells
wake-up
I'm thankful that every day I actually get to wake up. Andrew Chan
wake-up wow
Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got. Dave Grohl
wake-up
Suddenly life has new meaning to me, there's beauty up above and things we never take notice of, you wake up suddenly you're in love. Billy Ocean
comedy desperate deep-inside
Deep inside, I am desperate to do comedy. David Suchet
comedy kind
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
comedy attorney wanted
I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney. Aisha Tyler
comedy
I like grown up comedy.
comedy feels comfortable
I feel more comfortable in comedy. Bob Newhart
comedy audience one-thing
The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. Bernie Mac
comedy has-beens
Comedy has been so good to me.
comedy
Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
comedy well-known wells
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy. Eddie Izzard