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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
mine playing russia trying wear
When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis. Anna Kournikova
mine
Mine was unintentional and his was intentional, and that's all I'm saying. Ryan Newman
mine nascar
Mine was unintentional and his was intentional and that's all I am saying. NASCAR can do what they want.
mine near nowhere production start
Mine production is nowhere near what we thought it would be at the start of the year. Angus MacMillan
mines
Mine is better than ours. Benjamin Franklin
mine overall percentage proud win
I was real proud of him. I told him his overall win percentage is better than mine now.
mines second son work youngest
My father-in-law used to work in the mines years ago and my youngest son is presently working out here on second shift.
mine nobody unless virtually works
Nobody works in the mine unless they have virtually no other option.
mine passion pop sitting spectator support watching
From now on I'll be a spectator sitting in the stands, having my pop and watching from there. It's been a passion of mine for a while, and I'll still be there to support (the club).
poignant wants
He wants to live on through something-and in his case, his masterpiece is his son. all of us want that, and it gets more poignant as we get more anonymous in this world. Arthur Miller
poignant speak whales
That's the most poignant thing of our season. There are no whales here to speak of.
strange sin illusion
We have a strange illusion that mere time cancels sin. C. S. Lewis
strange painting young
[Pablo] Picasso really changed my life. It's strange to say so, but I started to see some Picasso paintings very early. I was very young, and he was not so much known. Agnes Varda
stranger reason absurd
There are not unfrequently substantial reasons underneath for customs that appear to us absurd; and if I were ever again to find myself amongst strangers, I should be solicitous to examine before I condemned. Charlotte Bronte
strange strange-bedfellows bedfellows
Politics makes strange bedfellows. Charles Dudley Warner
strange strange-bedfellows bedfellows
Politics make strange bedfellows.
stranger retiring pauses
Stranger, pause and ask thyself the question, Canst thou do likewise? If not, with a blush retire. Charles Dickens
strange forgotten said
I have been loved,' she said, 'by something strange, and it has forgotten me. Djuna Barnes
stranger unison estrangement
Now they were as strangers; nay worse than strangers, for they could never become acquainted. Jane Austen
strange-places class two
Hollywood is a strange place. The class structure here is more rigid than almost anyplace I've ever experienced. It's made more difficult by the fact that it's constantly changing. You never know what class you belong to unless you're one of the two or three people that have been in the same echelon for a long, long time. Alan Arkin
taught-us people swim
I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim. Carlos Mencia
taught lord teach
Do not begin to teach others until the Lord has taught you. Charles Spurgeon
taught republican middle
I was a middle-of-the-road Democrat more than anything else. I know I voted for Carter. Watergate taught me how bad the Republicans were. Dave Barry
taught-us parent hopeful
My parents, who grew up in terror and dealt with segregation and humiliation, nonetheless taught us to be hopeful and open and loving and not hateful toward anyone. Bryan Stevenson
taught
This taught me a lesson, but I'm not quite sure what it is. John McEnroe
taught-us common-sense culture
The myths underlying our culture and underlying our common sense have not taught us to feel identical with the universe, but only parts of it, only in it, only confronting it - aliens. Alan Watts
taught expect-nothing endeavor
Life has not taught me to expect nothing, but she has taught me not to expect success to be the inevitable result of my endeavors. She taught me to seek sustenance from the endeavor itself, but to leave the result to God. Alan Paton
taught imitation depraved
We are all easily taught to imitate what is base and depraved. [Lat., Dociles imitandis Turpibus ac pravis omnes sumus.] Juvenal
taught baha young
When I was young, I used to go to Baha'i camp, and they taught me a lot about the equality of religions. Cass McCombs