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advertising promotion products
Advertising and promotion alone will not sustain a bad product or a product that is not right for the times. Akio Morita
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We want to surprise the advertising industry with the facts and truth about newspapers. John Kimball
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We want to simplify life on the Web and we certainly have no intention of subjecting users to unnecessary advertising or exploiting personal data. Paul Barrett
advertising lawyer kind
Unfortunately, Florida is a mecca for the shyster element, and there are apparently no rules on the kinds of advertising a lawyer can do. Carl Hiaasen
advertising local potential search
The potential for local search and local advertising comes into play. Julie Ask
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The posters are nothing more than advertising, and advertising relies on the popular culture. In this case, it was guns, women, wild clothing, crazy fashion, crazy hair. John Kisch
advertising difficult market online seems
The online advertising market still seems to be struggling. It's difficult to look at that and see substantial near-term growth. Derek Brown
advertising appears believe continue market online remain
The online advertising market appears to be stabilizing, but we believe it will continue to remain challenging for the foreseeable future. Henry Blodget
advertising growing market online pace rapid
The online advertising market is growing at such a rapid pace and we want to participate in some of that. This isn't a winner-take-all proposition. Joanne Bradford
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I did a lot of personal appearances because I was under contract to ABC. David Selby
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I like a girl that takes pride in her appearance - looks are important to me, but it's also important she gets on with my friends and family. If my parents don't like a girl, then she's instantly a no-go. Luke Pasqualino
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The other reason is the concept of attitude. I didn't want to appear angry, but it's okay to appear serious or to not smile. Herbie Hancock
appearance asking context government players reform results testify
The other players did not testify before this committee, ... We are asking for these results in the context of Palmeiro's appearance before the Government Reform Committee. E. B. White
appear news positive
The positive news is we appear to be making progress, Dick Cheney
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The only clear picture we have from the job cut numbers this year is that employers appear to be confused about the direction this economy is taking, ... Companies are experiencing increased business, but they are also seeing their costs soar due to higher fuel prices, inflation in supplier prices and a weaker dollar, which makes it more expensive to buy foreign parts. John Challenger
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We appreciate the chairman responding to us but we also find his response deeply disturbing. The letter appears to have been written without any investigation of the specific facts in this case. It also appears there was no consultation with the Democratic members of the House Administration Committee. Ellen Tauscher
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We applied to summon more witnesses to appear in court and review the evaluation conclusions. So the Beijing No. 2 Intermediate People's Court has decided this case is postponed for one month. Mo Shaoping
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We appear to use memory systems often in our default states. This may help us to plan and solve problems. Maybe it helps us be creative. But it may also have metabolic consequences. Randy Buckner
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We want the line -- which for McDonald's includes our divisional and regional staffs, owner/operators and restaurant personnel -- to make decisions on behalf of customers based on field operating needs. The line ultimately has responsibility and accountability for our business success, Jack Greenberg
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The possible pressurization issues that we've had recently do represent an above-average number for this time period, based on historical averages. Amanda Tobin
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We are always so happy to see them. It is such a reminder of what the US Coast Guard brings to our community. It's also a reminder of what it took to get the helicopter based here and how critical it is that it remains here. Ginny Goblirsch
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We value this honor more than designations based on research that simply tries to count shipments and measure market share. Our customers trust Zebra to help them extract the business benefits from RFID technology, and we are pleased that ABI has recognized our commitment. Bob Cornick
based believe credible evidence trial
We believe that these convictions are based on evidence that isn't credible and a trial that isn't fair, Adam Ereli
based open plan
We still plan to have the appraisal done and try to keep discussions open with them and at the appropriate time, based on the appraisal, try to initiate, once again, negotiations. Mike Clarke
based bush media move period tend time wisdom
We're in a period of time that there is a conventional wisdom that Bush is on the ropes. I think, based on my experience, that the media tend to move in lockstep as conventional wisdom on a story develops. Frank Newport
based jury
We're in a frenetic short-covering based rally. The jury is still out about how long this is going to last. Bernie Schaeffer
based issue items labor lies softer
Where the crux of the issue lies is that (certain) departments are so heavily based on labor force. There is more to it at the library, there's a little more flexibility about other softer items where you are just able to cut. Brent Trout
choices fruit good-intentions
Good intentions are very mortal and perishable things. Like very mellow and choice fruit, they are difficult to keep. Charles Simmons
choices tests faces
The difficulties we face originate from one of three sources. Some are sent to us by the Lord to test our faith, others are the result of Satan's attacks, and still others are due to our own sinful choices. Charles Stanley
choices demand tough
Leadership demands that we make tough choices. Alan Autry
choices today tomorrow
When we make a choice today, we are deciding who we will be tomorrow. Aiden Wilson Tozer
choices remember clinton
Remember, this is a binary choice. It's going to be the approach that Donald Trump takes or the approach that Hillary Clinton takes, not some other approach. And the Clinton approach is just a completely unacceptable one, it's an unlawful one. Chris Christie
choices assistants sides
When he faced me again, he looked ashamed of himself. "I have gravely underestimated you, Darren," he said. "I will not do so again. I made a wiser choice than I realized when I chose you to serve as my assistant. I feel honoured to have you by my side. Darren Shan
choices doe ends
Everybody's got something. In the end, what choice does one really have but to understand that truth, to really take it in, and then shop for groceries, get a haircut, do one's work; get on with the business of one's life. That's the hope, anyway. David Rakoff
choices style singing
I enjoy all aspects of singing and I'm luckily given the choice to be part of different styles of music. Bryn Terfel
choices holiness mature
We don't accidentally drift into holiness; rather we mature gradually and purposefully, one choice at a time. C. J. Mahaney
cognitive component except
You learn emotional experiences as much as you learn cognitive experiences, except that they are more unconscious. Sometimes one represses the cognitive component of it, but it's often more difficult to repress the emotional component. Eric Kandel
cognitive complexity trying
I have problems with the violence and the torture on '24.' What I'm trying to say is that that's not the only story, and I think that the cognitive complexity is as important. Steven Johnson
cognitive functions understanding
Today, you have neuroscientists working on a genetic, behavioural or cognitive level, and then you have informaticians, chemists and mathematicians. They all have their own understanding of how the brain functions and is structured. How do you get them all around the same table? Henry Markram
cognitive effects effort extra fewer function hearing higher level loss means memory older resources subtle words
There are subtle effects of hearing loss on memory and cognitive function in older adults. The effect of expending extra effort comprehending words means there are fewer cognitive resources for higher level comprehension. Arthur Wingfield
cognitive external low several skill students
There are several students who have severely low external cognitive functioning skill levels. Marlene Walz
cognitive difficulty people problems silent speech walking
For most people it is very silent disease. I have speech problems a lot of time, cognitive speech problems, walking difficulty and fatigue. Renee Luker
cognitive created includes interpret moods principle therapy
The first principle of cognitive therapy is that all your moods are created by your 'cognitions,' or thoughts. A cognition refers to the way you look at things - your perceptions, mental attitudes, and beliefs. It includes the way you interpret things - what you say. about something or someone to yourself. David D. Burns
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I think that music and visual arts can complement themselves nicely. They do different things - the music forces you into a different mood and perspective whilst the visual stuff can engage you in a more direct cognitive manner. Aaron Koblin
cognitive improved measured patients regardless similar state stroke whether
With or without cognitive impairment, patients improved in stroke rehabilitation, and they improved at a similar rate, regardless of whether cognitive impairment was present, at least as measured by the Mini-Mental State Exam. Larry Goldstein
consumers energy high higher lost oil pay prices though
The persistence of high oil prices can't be lost on the Fed. Consumers have to pay for higher energy even though it's volatile. It is a real cost. David Joy
consumers expect general gentle happier housing market pickup recovery retail sales seeing stronger wealth
We are seeing a gentle recovery going on in retail sales at this stage, which I expect to get stronger going forward. The pickup in the housing market should have a general wealth effect, making consumers happier to go out and spend. James Carrick
consumers huge positive revision wages
While many will be disappointed that we will not necessarily see huge upward revisions to payrolls ... a significant upward revision to wages would also be a positive development, as it suggests that consumers have more firepower than we thought. Steve Stanley
consumers customer department issues resolve seem service telephone
We've become a customer service department for some of these companies. So many consumers can't seem to resolve their issues with telephone companies. Janet Jenkins
consumers tried
We've always tried to give consumers what they want, not what we feel they need, Michael Gallelli
consumers gain share
We're going to gain a lot of share here. We're going to make a lot of consumers happy. Bill Gates
consumers forget found items operators store talking
We found out, from talking to consumers and store operators all over the country, that low-dollar items went very fast. Forget about high-end items. Kurt Barnard
consumers gotten pay reluctant services using willing
We find consumers very reluctant to pay for new services at all. Corporations are more willing to pay for new services. And from corporations, come consumers who have gotten used to using the services at work. Jonas Persson
consumers data holiday season since spending spent strongest year
Year over year, the data shows, this will be the strongest holiday season since 1999. But because consumers have been spending since September, there's not much pent-up demand. Consumers have already spent up demand. Scott Hoyt
domain itself poem poetry simply truly writer
I think poetry is the only domain where a writer you like can truly be said to influence you, because you read and reread a poem so many times that it simply drills itself into your head. Michel Houellebecq
domain sole
Let's be very clear: Living 'unforgiven' is not the sole domain of blacks. It can be found in any successful person. John Ridley
domain
Everyone operates within their own domain and obviously those domains overlap to a great extent. Aleksandar Hemon
domain eminent individual private
We were aghast at that decision. When you use eminent domain for private use, you are abusing individual rights. Bob Denham
domain server ifs
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain? Aaron Allston
domain economic electorate eminent goes opposes percent polling
Polling indicates that 90 percent of the electorate opposes eminent domain for economic development. And that's without pushing. If you push, it goes to 98 percent. Gene Krebs
domain eminent power taken
No one has ever taken the power of eminent domain lightly. Rose Ferlita
domain elite few finance general leaders message policy relevant seattle small
For so many years, international finance has been the domain of a very small elite in a few countries. The message the G-8 leaders got from Seattle is that they need to make their policy discussions more relevant to the general public. Greg Mastel
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I expect thousands of applications to be filed in the first few hours. .., making '.eu' a powerful domain name on equal footing with '.com'. Viviane Reding
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We're extremely pleased to have Stephen be a Diamondback. He's an engaging young man and a player we'll hopefully see in the major leagues in the near future. Ken Kendrick
engaging extremely hopefully leagues major man near player pleased
We're extremely pleased to have Stephen be a Diamondback, ... He's an engaging young man and a player we'll hopefully see in the major leagues in the near future. Ken Kendrick
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Mainly, I'm doing my thing, and I hope people like it. I don't say, 'I'm going to write something radical and hope it reverberates throughout society.' The goal is to write a solid, entertaining, engaging show. Jenji Kohan
engaging experts integrate kinds policy public schools start though
What we do need to do though is look at what's working in public and chartered schools and start engaging different kinds of experts to integrate that policy into the public school system. Jennifer Lawless
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As far as engaging with fans... it's a tricky thing. I enjoy seeing the feedback on Twitter, etc. It's probably the actor in me. Bryan Cogman
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The trick, when you're flirting, is figuring how to keep a balance between being engaging enough to retain someone's attention and not seeming overly available. So you tease a person a little. Neil Strauss
engaging
We want to be the world's most engaging aquarium. Jeff Swanagan
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Basically, I think of fiction and non-fiction as different ways of engaging with the world. You reach a point where you feel you have said all you possibly can, in reportage or a review essay or a reflection on history, which 'From the Ruins of Empire' was. Pankaj Mishra
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He is, to me, a very likable individual with a very engaging and outgoing personality. I think that - and the fact that everybody gets a honeymoon - has given him a remarkable beginning. Wilford Kale
entertainment provocative entertaining
I'm part of what I consider the entertainment industry. For my photos to be entertaining, they have to be provocative and new. David LaChapelle
entertainment funniest home ourselves providing stage videos
We are providing a stage where everyone can participate and everyone can be seen. We see ourselves as a combination of America's Funniest Home Videos and Entertainment Tonight. E. Hurley
entertainment interested people providing types
We're interested in providing something for people of all types and ages. It's going to be family-friendly, and there'll be entertainment between each inning. Mike deMaine
entertainment bland entertainment-business
Generally the whole entertainment business now is bland. Eartha Kitt
entertainers havens
I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer. David Walliams
entertainment television associates
I've actually gotten so I don't associate television with entertainment very much. Dick Cavett
entertainment becoming destination
YouTube is becoming much more than an entertainment destination. Chad Hurley
entertainment want lawyer
I want to be an entertainment lawyer so I'll be in the business still. Charice Pempengco
entertainment
We're going to see a lot of companies that have been portals of entertainment become producers. Kevin Spacey
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We want to take this as far as we can. We hope to play three more games. Right now, our goal is to win (Saturday) and get to the state tournament. Jenn Davis
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I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it's so far away from what I usually do. Louise Jameson
far few good people performance point relationship view
The people who don't have a good relationship with me from a good performance point of view are very few and far between. Russell Crowe
far score team
We are a far better team when we get out and score in transition. Dave Rose
far iceberg tip
We are at the tip of the iceberg as far as where we are and where we could be. Flip Saunders
far happened playing playoff prepared throw thrown
We still only had 10 turnovers for the game. They were magnified as far as when they happened a little bit. When you're playing well, they try to throw everything at you. From that standpoint, as I say, the more things that are thrown at you, the better prepared you are come playoff time. Flip Saunders
far favor
We're in favor of (the recommendation); it just doesn't go far enough. Jimmy Garris
far good spot tie
We're in (a tie for seventh) place, but that's not that far out of a really good spot this year. Lodrick Stewart
far figure finding good humming lyrics melodies music takes trying verses
We start a lot with melodies and instrumentation and trying to figure out good melodies for verses and choruses. We get to lyrics sometimes second, so we'll start humming a melody, finding something, and see where the music takes you as far as lyrics are and what you want to say and go from there. Dave Haywood
impact world west
As with much of the world's problems, they become public--or much more of interest--the moment they begin to impact the West. Chris Abani
impact dignity structure
The visual impact of the stupa on the observer brings a direct experience of inherent wakefulness and dignity. Stupas continue to be built because of their ability to liberate one simply upon seeing their structure Chogyam Trungpa
impact people goal
Great leaders help their people see how they can directly impact the company's objectives and their own personal goals. Chip Conley
impact judging long
We have to judge presidents not only by the long-term consequences of their actions but also by how they make citizens in their own day feel. One reason that Nixon never succeeded in his comeback campaign is that he had such a negative impact on public trust at the time of his presidency. David Greenberg
impact people culture
Writers shouldn’t underestimate the difficulty of what they’re doing, and they should treat it with great seriousness. You’re doing something that really matters, you’re telling stories that have an impact on other people and on the culture. You should tell the best stories you can possibly tell and put everything you’ve got into it. David Guterson
impact long use
Texting has added a new dimension to language use, but its long-term impact is negligible. It is not a disaster. David Crystal
impact long atmosphere
We are playing Russian roulette with features of the planet’s atmosphere that will profoundly impact generations to come. How long are we willing to gamble? David Suzuki
impact addiction environmental
If we want to address global warming, along with the other environmental problems associated with our continued rush to burn our precious fossil fuels as quickly as possible, we must learn to use our resources more wisely, kick our addiction, and quickly start turning to sources of energy that have fewer negative impacts. David Suzuki
impact warning too-late
Scientists have been warning about global warming for decades. It's too late to stop it now, but we can lessen its severity and impacts. David Suzuki
influence chekhov huge
Another older writer that had a huge influence on me is Chekhov. More contemporarily, it's hard to say. Chad Harbach
influenced music
Where I've been hasn't influenced my music. It's more what I listen to. You can find music everywhere, so moving hasn't really influenced my music, more me as a person. Lykke Li
influence problem deny
Faith doesn't deny a problems existence. It denies it a place of influence. Bill Johnson
influence insight nor seek
We have no extraordinary insight or influence in AOL, nor do we seek any, John Malone
influence revolutionary proletariat
My personal influence in the Revolutionary Governing Council is such that the dictatorship of the proletariat is firmly established, since the masses are backing me. Bela Kun
influenced watch
I used to watch my mother cooking when I was a child; she influenced me a lot. Nobu Matsuhisa
influence accomplish ability
Your ability to negotiate, communicate, influence, and persuade others to do things is absolutely indispensable to everything you accomplish in life. Brian Tracy
influence heard household
My earliest influences were things I heard in my household. Boz Scaggs
influence failing courses
Whatever we do or fail to do will influence the course of history. Arthur Henderson
information asks
I only ask for information. Charles Dickens
information
We want to see how much information is forthcoming between now and the 7th. Charles Schumer
information increase intervention
My sustenance is information. My interventions are hidden. I increase as I learn. I compute, so I am. China Mieville
information seeking
We are always seeking new and better information. Mayor Barse
information points seen start worrying
We've already had some very worrying points of information which could have seen the start of the correction. Richard Davidson
information light obtain whether
Where they lived, how big they were, how much light they emitted, whether they even existed, we weren't sure. What we've done, we think, is obtain the first information about these stars. Alexander Kashlinsky
information listening ought truly
Where's our majority, they're the one's who ought to be here listening to this. This is information we really and truly ought to be concentrating on. Bill Summers
information knowledge lost wisdom
Where is wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? T. S. Eliot
information you-like-it ownership
When you post something, when you text something, you lose ownership of it when you hit enter or send. Who you send it to, where you post it, they take ownership of that information whether you like it or not. Mark Cuban
media people world
We live in this world of tweeting, and social media, and anti-social media, and all the rest, so no matter what you say, there is going to be what people say is a firestorm. I don't know what a firestorm is. Al Michaels
media negative
The media loves negative spin. Chloe Sevigny
media paper levels
Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip. Dave Barry
media priorities focus
Here in the news media, our focus is on speed. When we get hold of some new and possibly inaccurate information, our highest priority is to get it to you, the public, before our competitors do. If the news media owned airlines, there would be a lot less concern about how many planes crashed, and a lot more concern about whose plane hit the ground first. Dave Barry
media literature brands
There are not that many new media brands you can say that about nowadays. David Talbot
media instrumental-music outlets
Instrumental music is increasingly marginalized and there's just no outlet, there's no venue for it, in terms of media. David Sanborn
media government regulation
In the U.K., the history of regulation, certainly regulation of the media, is one in which, time and again, successive governments lacked the 'bottle' to enforce the powers that were available to them. David Puttnam
media corporations west
At least in the West, politicians, corporations and media moguls can no longer take for granted their power to control the public discourse - and have it go unchallenged. David Puttnam
media places-to-go social-media
Nowadays, social media is the easiest place to go to find something. David Nail
retailers
We're not going to do that. I think the retailers would go nuts. S. Walker
retailers
Retailers haven't told us they wanted to be down there. Scott Nelson
retailers specialty teen
The teen retailers and some of the specialty retailers were the clear-cut winners. Todd Jones
retailers street
The retailers want to be on the street now. Michael Beyard
retailers start time
It's time for big-box retailers to start to do the right things by their employees. David Cook
retailers spending
As retailers had feared, the spending surge was short-lived. John Longworth
retailers sells
I work like a retailer. I sell my services, take my money and keep it in the bank. Shahrukh Khan
seems interfere
Work doesn't seem to interfere with my life. I have time for everything, even time to be alone. Carolina Herrera
seems situation stop trying
We're in a situation where we just can't stop the bleeding. We keep trying to put band-aids on the wound, but nothing seems to help. John Sacchi
seems work
When you stop thinking about something, the idea comes to you. It seems to work. Jim Rash
seems
We're going to do what we've been doing all year. It seems to be working fine. Nicole Piggott
seems commonplace
Anything seems commonplace, once explained. Arthur Conan Doyle
seems
I do feel as if... Look, I think I'm a very kind of ordinary person, and it seems to me that things that are of interest to me will probably be of interest to other people. I'm not exceptional; I don't have exceptional thoughts. Kate Grenville
seems worlds
It seems like there are two worlds out there - one that has revolved around 'Breaking Bad,' and then the one that I've been in, which just kind of observes it from afar. Todd Rundgren
seems
There's something about [cyclically] doing something over and over and over that seems to be particularly demotivating. Dan Ariely
seems ifs
I have to tell you I never in my life anticipated getting this old, this fast. It seems as if I were 25 just a few days ago. Ben Stein
shopping found hairdresser
My hairdresser and I found ourselves shopping at Bloomingdale's with nothing to do for days. Chita Rivera
shopping people stories
The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping. Cathy Guisewite
shopping sake needs
I don't shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping's sake. Cat Deeley
shopping world essentials
Bargaining is essential to the life of the world; but nobody has ever claimed that it is an ennobling process. Agnes Repplier
shops visible universe
All the visible universe is nothing but a shop of images and signs. Charles Baudelaire
shop
Even if I am predisposed to shop online, I see bricks and mortar as part of marketing. Natalie Massenet
shopping
When we are on consumers' shopping lists, we like our chances. Mark LaNeve
shopping world rounds
I take the family shopping round. The markets of the world. Edgar Guest
shopping airports car
Every time you take a train, step into your car, walk into the shopping mall, go to the airport - every single time, something could happen. That's how terrorism works. Ayaan Hirsi Ali
television stressful realising
Live television is always stressful and the more you do it, the more you realise what can go wrong. Alan Hansen
television firsts film
My films seem to be better understood and better received by the monthly publications. On television the first reactions are usually unfavorable. Alain Resnais
television bars wells
Well, folks. That's the greatest open in the history of television -- bar none! Al Michaels
television pilots done
I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous. Dave Chappelle
television affair shows
Meet the Press is the oldest and most treasured public affairs show on television. David Shuster
television violence sometimes
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around. Dave Barry
television
There is a lot to life, and a lot more than just television to life. Bryant Gumbel
television notes placating
There's a huge amount of work that goes into placating a network in regular television. It's literally 70% or 80% of your workload, is showing them the material, getting their notes and presenting it to them and making sure they weigh in. It's a huge amount of work. Louis C. K.
television saws
Redd Foxx was the same gruff old codger you saw on television. Charley Pride
tv-shows littles tvs
I am a little suspicious of industry paradigms. I feel like so many movies and TV shows feel so familiar because of over-reliance on these paradigms. Alan Ball
tvs devastated
I've been glued to the TV. I am absolutely devastated. Al Hirt
tv-shows television want
I don't want to do television. A TV show sitcom? I don't even watch TV. China Chow
tv-shows zombie different
I can't say I was like a die-hard zombie fan, but I've definitely seen a few different zombie movies and TV shows. Dave Franco
tv-shows names together
I definitely want to start my own production company at some point. I'm actually teaming up with Funny or Die to put together a TV show right now, that I can't really talk about because it's still in the very preliminary stages, but if it pans out this will be the first project under my production company, which I have yet to name. Dave Franco
tvs care ifs
I don't care if I ever work in TV again. Dave Chappelle
tv-shows people together
It's really cool to know that you've put something together that isn't for a particular audience. It's so often that a TV show can really only speak to one sect of the population, and this really is something that appeals to a worldwide fan base. People who are into the pursuit of knowledge. Their reaction has meant the world to us. David Krumholtz
tv-news personality stories
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. Dave Barry
tv-shows islands survivor
Here's my proposal, which is based on the TV show Survivor: We put the entire Congress on an island. All the food on this island is locked inside a vault, which can be opened only by an ordinary American taxpayer named Bob. Every day, the congresspersons are given a section of the Tax Code, which they must rewrite so that Bob can understand it. If he can, he lets them eat that day; if he can't, he doesn't. Dave Barry