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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
soundtracks
I have music in my head constantly. I have to have a soundtrack in my head. Bob Mould
soundtracks interaction humans
Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless. Chuck Klosterman
soundtracks music-is
Music is the soundtrack to my life. James Hetfield
soundtracks
Every life has a soundtrack. Jodi Picoult
soundtracks music-is our-lives
Music is one of those things that becomes a soundtrack to our lives. Nathan East
soundtracks popular-music
Popular music formed the soundtrack of my life. Martin Scorsese
used glamorous used-to-be
I used to be more glamorous. China Chow
used used-to-be hairdresser
I used to be a hairdresser. Dee Dee Ramone
used process knows
Definitely directing is the thing I like the most because this is where everything you know can be used. It's the most personal process ever. It's the most demanding one, but again, rewarding. Diego Luna
used bother shows
I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me. Dick Cavett
used used-to-be sceptic
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed. Dennis Miller
used competing
I used biomechanics to save time when I was competing. Edwin Moses
used available
I used practically all the money I had available. Bernard Ebbers
used
It's amazing what you can learn to get used to. Chesley Sullenberger
used horrible alcoholics
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker. Bob Saget