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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
whole-life can-do happens
It had to happen to you, to concentrate your whole life on one point, and then discover that you can do anything except live at that point. Cesare Pavese
whole-life suburbia candidates
I'm really the candidate who has really lived his whole life in suburbia. Bob McDonnell
whole
The whole system of society tells you what to do. Barry White
whole
What we are in ourselves, and what we owe to others makes us a complete whole. Dietrich Bonhoeffer
whole corners sneak
I havent had the whole famous thing happen to me yet, and I hope I never will. I like to sneak away in the corners and hide a lot. Brenton Thwaites
whole-life whole
I've been myself my whole life. Bode Miller
whole-life whole jokes
My whole life, I've been telling jokes. Brad Garrett
whole-life words-and-music slips
if only my whole life could be words and music, if only everything else could slip away. Elizabeth Wurtzel
whole-life meetings has-beens
My whole life has been pledged to this meeting with you... Alexander Pushkin