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Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
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The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
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Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
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Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
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I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
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Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
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Monday-morning quarterbacking that you see at a political convention.
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In a lifetime of observing and participating in political debate, I have seen a lot of meanness. Dennis Prager
political rich get-rich
To get rich is glorious. Deng Xiaoping
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With all its faults, the American political system is the freest and most democratic in the world. Eldridge Cleaver
political democracy
...without equality there can be no democracy. Eleanor Roosevelt
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If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours!
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I don't care what the political establishment says, Republican, Democrat - I'm a problem solver. Elizabeth Emken
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Everybody makes personal decisions that are right for them and if you're in political life, you're used to having those analyzed. Elizabeth Edwards
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The Republican argument that raising the debt ceiling encourages additional future spending is logically irresponsible. The debt ceiling has to be raised to authorize spending already approved by Congress. Despite that fallacy, the GOP has been able to score political points with its argument. Eliot Spitzer
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Many of the field hands who manage, pick and process these crops will be impacted through the loss of their jobs, Craig Fugate
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I have been intimately involved in the techniques of genetic modification as a scientist since GMOs were first conceived. In that time, hundreds of studies and tests have been done on GMO safety - and we've seen no scientific evidence that GMOs are inherently more dangerous than crops produced by traditional plant breeding.
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Industrial agriculture characteristically proceeds by single solutions to single problems: If you want the most money from your land this year, grow the crops for which the market price is highest. Wendell Berry
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It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
crops inherently less low molecular technology
We can grow crops less expensively because molecular manufacturing technology is inherently low cost. Ralph Merkle
crops depend farmers room
A lot of crops depend on labor, but they're done by farmers that don't communicate with one another. They're never in the same room together.
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We won't know the extent of the damage until after the crops are harvested. John Park
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. Mark Twain
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The fact that terminator technology will work to the disadvantage of the subsistence farmer who depends on harvesting seeds for the next year's crops illustrates the intent of the companies, which is to get the maximum return on their investment,