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humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
humor
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
humor
Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
humor grace way
Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
medicine fiction
...at it's best fiction is medicine. Dean Koontz
medicine each-day healthcare
Scores of Congolese die each day unnecessarily due to the lack of access to healthcare and modern medicine. Dikembe Mutombo
medicine nurse kind
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary Elbert Hubbard
medicine goal florence-nightingale
To her [Florence Nightingale] chiefly I owed the awakening to the fact that sanitation is the supreme goal of medicine its foundation and its crown. Elizabeth Blackwell
medicine yesterday helping
I don't expect to get yesterday's medicine. If I can help it, I'd like to get tomorrow's medicine. Elizabeth Edwards
medicine politics sound
It's time to let science and medicine, not politics and rhetoric, lead us to good, sound policy. Eliot Spitzer
medicine body modern
Modern medicine, for all its advances, knows less than 10 percent of what your body knows instinctively. Deepak Chopra
medicine woes
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. Thomas Huxley
medicine
To live by medicine is to live horribly. Carolus Linnaeus
drug doe citizens
It does say something about a society when those who sue physicians and hospitals make as much or more money than those who heal disease. It says something about a society when it glorifies and rewards those who litigate while it demonizes and punishes those who produce the drugs and devices that keep it citizens alive and well. Dennis Prager
drug needs life-is
I don't need drugs. Life is already tragic enough.... Eddie Vedder
drug done kind
Although we take it for granted, sanitation is a physical measure that has probably done more to increase human life span than any kind of drug or surgery. Deepak Chopra
drug shy reason
I'm very shy. That's probably one of the reasons I got so heavily into drugs. David Bowie
drug facts united-states
In fact, street gangs are the primary distributor of illegal drugs in the United States. Dave Reichert
drug quality care
If you want quality service, you have to pay for it. You don't buy into waste. I have great misgivings about the amount of advertising that we see in the health care field, some by hospitals, a lot by drug companies. Dave Obey
drug one-day mouths
You've got to stop letting women slip drugs into your mouth, Dex, it's unhygienic. And dangerous. One day it'll be a cyanide capsule. David Nicholls
drug morality behavior
The alcoholic and the drug addict harm only themselves by their behavior; the person who violates the rules of morality governing mans life in society harms not only himself, but everyone. Ludwig von Mises
drug your-smile genius
I do not need drugs to be a genius, do not take a genius to be human, but I need your smile to be happy. Charlie Chaplin