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Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
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Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this. Susan Danly
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Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
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Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
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Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing Yoda
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My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
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One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
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A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
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I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
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The writer who neglects punctuation, or mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely a comma, it often occurs that an axiom appears a paradox, or that a sarcasm is converted into a sermonoid. Edgar Allan Poe
sarcasm chaos
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos. Antonin Artaud
sarcasm gun thinking
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. Eddie Izzard
sarcasm magic trouble
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death. Eddie Izzard
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. Benjamin Franklin
sarcasm long enough
You have delighted us long enough. Jane Austen
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I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously. Ashleigh Brilliant
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The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! Ashleigh Brilliant
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I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
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For me, going vegan was an ethical and environmental decision. I'm doing the right thing by the animals. Alexandra Paul
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Once, I discovered the skulls of two impala rams, their horns locked into an irreversible figure-of-eight; the two animals had been trapped in combat, latched to each other during the battle of the rut. The harder they had pulled to escape from each other, the more intractably stuck they were, until they had fallen exhausted, to their knees, in an embrace of hatred that had killed them both. Alexandra Fuller
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I've always been interested in animal behavior, and I keep reading about it because it's so surprising all the time - so many things are happening around us that we neglect to look at. Part of the passion I have for biology is based on this wonderment. Isabella Rossellini
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I grew up in a family of filmmakers, so I always wanted to make films about animals, especially comical films. Something about animals amuses me. And they have a great mystery. It's the same mystique some people might feel looking at the stars or the ocean. Isabella Rossellini
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The thinking man must oppose all cruel customs no matter how deeply rooted in tradition or surrounded by a halo. We need a boundless ethics which will include the animals also. My life is full of meaning to me. The life around me must be full of significance to it. If I want others to respect my life, then I must respect the other life I see however strange it may be to mine. Ethics in our western world has hitherto been largely limited to the relation of man to man... but that is a limited ethics. Albert Schweitzer
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Don't stop to ask whether the animal or plant you meet deserves your sympathy, or how much it feels, or even whether it can feel at all: respect it and consider all life sacred. Albert Schweitzer
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We need a boundless ethic, one which will include the animals, too. Until we extend the circle of his compassions to all living things, we will not find peace. Albert Schweitzer
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A man is ethical only when life, as such, is sacred to him. Albert Schweitzer
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Man is the only creature in the animal kingdom that sits in judgment on the work of the Creator and finds it bad - including himself and Nature Elbert Hubbard