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Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
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The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
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Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
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Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
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The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
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PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
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I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
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Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
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Larry Brown thought Steve Francis was a Larry Brown type of player. Isaiah Thomas
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I would still like to get more athletic and have players that can really cover what's going on in the game.
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We decided to either try trades or just go with older players. If you do that and let contracts expire you can be in the lottery for about four or five years and expect your fans to be patient.
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Nature in America does not arouse powerful emotions in me. Italo Calvino
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America was founded on the fissure between slave states and free states, so these huge fault lines are just built into the American project. How we repress them, express them, deal with them, talk around them, think through them, don't think through them, is fascinating to me. Rick Perlstein
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Call it Camelot's revenge: the class of court scribes who made it their profession to uphold a make-believe version of America free of conflict and ruled by noble men helped Nixon get away with it for so long - because, after all, America was ruled by noble men.
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If you increase the sales tax... everybody would be taxed.
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It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired.
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I was forever reading outside of the field as well as in it. Robert Sheckley
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Now we have good, strong data to say to alcohol companies that we need to get rid of milk drinks and that vodka drinks look risky.
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NYU is a safe environment in one of the safest neighborhoods in the safest large city in the country. The university has been taking a more vigorous approach toward alcohol and substance abuse.
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Major third complications can be overcome by lots of alcohol. Eddie Van Halen
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Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship. David Niven
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On our end, we see a lot of the failures when parents do not come forward and really set out those parameters for their children. Know where they are, know what they're doing. There are just a multitude of disasters awaiting their child if they look away and do not set clear guidelines about alcohol use.
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Sgt. Vick was an honorable man, but heroes are people and people make mistakes. Sgt. Vick had a lapse of judgment to allow himself to get to a .20 blood alcohol level. David Gill
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If they are faithful to the church, they don't ingest any illicit substances ever, ... They may have taken peyote in a religious context hundreds or thousands of times, and have never abused alcohol or cocaine. It's a distinctly pure population.
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If they want students to do anything, like reading a newspaper, drinking less alcohol or visiting the library, they need to introduce them to it early. John W. Gardner
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You know the thing I love about these oils? There are four of them and you can play with them, you can mix them, you can put them in your bath, ... And it's not perfume - there's no alcohol - so it's the nature of who you are in your soul so it really connects on a very, very deep level. It's like, you put it in your bag and let your handbag smell like it, it's that kind of thing. It's pure oil, pure essence, so it's never harsh. It never has that cut. Donna Karan