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funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President. Charlie Chaplin
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune. Charlie Chaplin
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough Charlie Chaplin
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas. Charles Dudley Warner
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back. Charles de Gaulle
cake boss
You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss, Buddy Valastro
cake rose littles
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the washbasin. Ramona decorated the mound with toothpaste roses as if it was a toothpaste birthday cake Beverly Cleary
cake tea
Cake and tea or death? Eddie Izzard
cake giving odd
I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake. Denise Van Outen
cake political liberty
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. Benjamin Franklin
cake world born
I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world. Demetri Martin
cake
Where there's cake, there's hope. And there's always cake. Dean Koontz
cake there-is-hope
Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake. Dean Koontz
cake people matter
People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter—it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices. Daniel Handler
lines
You are in every line I have ever read. Charles Dickens
lines forget-you gremlins
I get stage fright and gremlins in my head saying: 'You're going to forget your lines'. Alan Rickman
lines born guinness
f they'd been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn't have known they were born if they'd not towed the line! Alan Bennett
lines hobbies mental-illness
There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness. Dave Barry
lines number reverse spoke swing
We spoke about a number of things from conventional swing to reverse swing and different lines and lengths. Brett Lee
lines remember moments
There's a point you get to on the stage where you're not remembering lines but living them, and you reach this pure moment which, really, is more intense than what you can achieve in life. Bill Pullman
lines input ordinary
Take the classic experiment of using ordinary feedback: just take the output of something and feed it back into the input. Those of us who do that have had really rich experiences. And it is obvious that that line of experimentation can continue. David Tudor
lines owners creator
You're kinda striding the line of what's yours and theirs. What's yours (points to us), what's mine, what's ours as creators of it and what's yours as owners. David Duchovny
lines joints bottom
I did smoke a joint and I did inhale. The bottom line is that's what it was in the '70s, that's what I did. Arnold Schwarzenegger