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There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
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When I was little, we used to have Atari. Rachel Dratch
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What's so interesting is that the Aborigine language is all handed down from generation to generation - it's not a written language. Debra Wilson
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner
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An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. Ring Lardner
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. Ring Lardner
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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. Ring Lardner
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The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. Ring Lardner
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The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. Ring Lardner
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Where is everybody? ... Are you kidding? You know where they're at. They're outside signing autographs for a thousand bucks or something. Andy Pafko
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I really enjoy being with my fans. They offer great support and encouragement to me. I like signing autographs and posing for pictures. Lexi Thompson
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Signing golf balls while you're walking is tough. That's a killer. If I'm trying to get somewhere, I'll autograph it, but it's going to look like a 2-year-old signed it. Jeff Sluman
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We're always looking for ways to make it more fan-friendly. We think the autograph zone is going to be a big hit with fans and simplify things for the players. Tom Maletis
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'Beverly Hills Cop' opened up a whole world. I got the television show and movies, and I would go sign autographs for one hour and get paid $25,000. Bronson Pinchot
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Elvis walked over and signed a few autographs over the fence. They were screaming. I had never seen this. Minnie Pearl
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I get as much fan mail today and sign as many autographs as I did when I played. It's mind-boggling to a certain degree. Paul Henderson
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I was at the gas station the other day and signed an autograph for a guy. More people have come up to me and feel like they know me on a first-name basis. I just wish they'd say their name so I can remember them the next time I see them. Kevin Kring
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Maybe Bird will autograph a jersey for him. Ray Elliott
matter
Meaning, however, is no great matter. Charles Stuart Calverley
matter remember
Can I remember "I remember lots," I say. How much of what I remember is true is another matter. Charles Stross
matter
Work is work, but family is for life. That's what really matters to me. Akshay Kumar
matter poor succeed
We want to show the world that no matter where you're born, no matter how poor you are, that you can succeed in life. Frank Stronach
matter no-matter-what problem
There's no solution to life, there's going to be problems no matter what. Chris Colfer
matter opponents cry
I wouldn't like to make anybody cry, I don't dislike anybody. It doesn't even matter - the opponent is always faceless. Chris Bosh
matter faces defining-moments
But in life we don't usually get to choose the time of our defining moments. We just have to stand and face them when they come, no matter what sort of a state we're in. Darren Shan
matter truth-is trails
- This isn't an interrogation or a trail. Your version of the truth is the only thing that matters. -Truth is singular. It's 'versions' are mistruths. David Mitchell
matter needs back-to-work
What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK. Dave Barry
people may medical
It is astonishing how much more anxious people are to lengthen life than to improve it; and as misers often lose large sums of money in attempting to make more, so do hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander. Charles Caleb Colton
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A multitude of people and yet solitude. Charles Dickens
people governing whole
My faith in the people governing is, on the whole, infinitesimal; my faith in the people governed is, on the whole, illimitable. Charles Dickens
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Others had been a little wild, which was not to be wondered at, and not very blamable; but, he had made a lamentation and uproar which it was dangerous for the people to hear, as there is always contagion in weakness and selfishness. Charles Dickens
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Mrs. Boffin and me, ma'am, are plain people, and we don't want to pretend to anything, nor yet to go round and round at anything because there's always a straight way to everything. Charles Dickens
people next cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and some people do the same by their religion. Charles Dickens
people scary alive
I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon. Charles Dickens
people enemy
Some people are nobody's enemies but their own Charles Dickens
people romance wonder-woman
Superman/Wonder Woman, people expected, I guess, a lot of romance, or maybe something that wasnt emotionally deep. Who knows? Charles Soule
photograph wanted
I never wanted to be famous. I always wanted to take famous photographs. David LaChapelle
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I was always painting when I was a kid. But then when I handled a camera when I was 17, that was it for me. I loved photography. I would work 4 or 5 hours a day. It was like a calling. David LaChapelle
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People say photographs don't lie, mine do. David LaChapelle
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I'm a photographer, period. I love photography, the immediacy of it. I like the craft, the idea of saying 'I'm a photographer.' David LaChapelle
photography trying generations
I'm really into my photography and am trying to catch up with digital generation - I was used to the old 35mm cameras. David Suchet
photography interesting firsts
The thing that was most interesting to me was getting my first prints back from the printer and realizing photography doesn't end with the click of a button, it starts there. Printing is so exciting. Bryan Adams
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Madonna is her own Hollywood studio - a popelike mogul and divine superstar in one. She has a laserlike instinct for publicity, aided by her visual genius for still photography (which none of her legion of imitators has). Unfortunately, her public life has dissolved into a series of staged photo ops. Camille Paglia
photography fashion magazines
Computer enhancement has spread to still photography in advertisements, fashion pictorials, and magazine covers, where the human figure and face are subtly elongated or remodeled at will. Caricature is our ruling mode. Camille Paglia
photography years trying
I've been into photography for years and I do it as often as possible. I'm just trying to develop myself. C.J. Wilson
recognize sensitive
We're sensitive to consumers, we recognize there's more out of people's pocketbooks, Tim Hearn
recognize support
At Walmart, we recognize the need to support the development of our nation's youth. Sylvia Mathews Burwell
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She recognizes me. She's weaker but she's still trying to talk. Suzanne Vitadamo
recognizes
The only place I really get recognized is at Ralphs. Whenever I'm in L.A., I go to Ralphs, and for some reason, everyone there recognizes me. Lauren Lee Smith
recognized students taking
We're 20 to 40 students away from being a Recognized district. It was close, but we're not taking any chances. Brad Lancaster
recognized
The only ones those certifications are recognized by are the associations who give them. Ted Nelson
recognized
I seem to get recognized more in London and Europe than over here in the States. David Boreanaz
recognize tried
I've tried to recognize my wife's individuality, her personality, her desires, her background, her ambitions. Gordon B. Hinckley
recognized wants
Everyone wants to be seen. Everyone wants to be heard. Everyone wants to be recognized as the person that they are and not a stereotype or an image. Loretta Lynch