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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
letters pigeons messages
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. Bryan Callen
letters mines
Don't fear anything for your letters, they are burnt one by one and I hope you do the same with mine. Camille Claudel
letters raspberries fans
You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry. Bob Hope
letters bigs arrested
When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters. Charles Barkley
letters grammar graves
Grammar is the grave of letters. Elbert Hubbard
letters mix quite since six wait weeks
Letters is antsy, but he's ready. He's been off quite a while and can't wait to mix it up with someone. He's a little nervous, too. It's been six weeks since a 'live' bout, so that's quite a mid-season break. Greg Strobel
letters fans awake
When I awake dramatically I start off my day by reciting aloud a fan letter. Austin Mahone
letters listen losers seems stupid winners
Unfortunately, it seems like there are always winners and losers with this kind of decision. They'll probably write letters to the editor, tell us how stupid we are, and tell us we don't listen to the public.
letters people received
I have done those for people who have received those letters and they find out they have a refund.
love-is men my-family
I'm a family man. I just love being around my family. Carlos Beltran
love dream business
You ask whether I have ever been in love: fool as I am, I am not such a fool as that. But if one is only to talk from first-hand experience, conversation would be a very poor business. But though I have no personal experience of the things they call love, I have what is better - the experience of Sappho, of Euripides, of Catallus, of Shakespeare, of Spenser, of Austen, of Bronte, of anyone else I have read. C. S. Lewis
love stupid talking
Last year, when he had been staying with the Pevensies, he had managed to hear them all talking of Narnia and he loved teasing them about it. He thought of course that they were making it all up; and as he was far too stupid to make anything up himself, he did not approve of that.
love-you brain use
It is, of course, quite true that God will not love you any less, or have less use for you, if you happen to have been born with a very second-rate brain.
love weed cutting
It is no disparagement to the garden to say it will not fence and weed itself, nor prune its own fruit trees, nor roll and cut its own lawns...It will remain a garden only if someone does all these things to it...If you want to see the difference between [the garden's] contribution and the gardener's, put the commonest weed it grows side by side with his hoes rakes, shears, and a packet of weed killer; you have put beauty, energy, and fecundity beside dead, steril things. Just so, our 'decency and common sense' show grey and deathlike beside the geniality of love.
love-you living-right awful
Yet it is awful to love a person who is a torture to you. And a fascinating person who loves you and won't hear of anything but your loving him and living right by his side through all eternity! Agnes Smedley
love-is common patient
Love is a malady, the common symptoms of which are the same in all patients ...
love laughing said
It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh.
love-is interesting giving
Actors, we like stories, we like storytelling, we love being a part of the story, and if you give us a story that's interesting then we'll want to do it. Aaron Stanford
millions pair restore surgery
A simple, well-proven surgery can restore sight to millions, and something even simpler, a pair of glasses, can make millions more see. Thulasiraj Ravilla
millions rainy sunday themselves
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. Susan Ertz
millions
Let's just say it would be in the millions of dollars,
millions people reason unified vote younger
So many millions of people don't feel like their vote has any meaning. There is no reason why younger people can't be a unified force.
millions
I want to sell out arenas and sell millions of records. Katy Perry
millions sounds
What do I need it for, millions of dollars? It just sounds like problems with the IRS to me. Burt Shavitz
millions people
We are all lucky to be here, we are lucky to be on stage and have millions of people watch us. Gary Barlow
millions
There are millions of Americans who are suffering from chronic pain. Jennifer Grey
millions months people squares streets
Two months ago in this square, in squares and streets all over Ukraine, millions of people came, Viktor Yushchenko
people eating-disorder body
Eating disorders, body dysmorphia and a general dissatisfaction with one's life and body seems to ail too many young people. Carre Otis
people ends process
Most people end up owning a business by accident. Therefore, they don't usually have a thought process and a strategic plan in place. Carol Roth
people technique should
I don't feel that I have any great grasp of technique that I should pass along to people. Carol Kane
people stuff-happens critical
That's when the great stuff happens, when you're not checking yourself all the time, being critical of yourself and what other people are doing.
people source materials
They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.
people concerned
I'm concerned about the unknowability of other people. Carol Shields
people want bills
All I really want to be is boring. When people talk about me, I'd like them to say, Carol's basically a short Bill Bradley. Or, Carol's kind of like Al Gore in a skirt. Carol Moseley Braun
people parent trying
My parents were always philosophizing about how to bring about change. To me, people who didn't try to make the world a better place were strange.
people ordinary would-be
I don't want to be hiding from people. It would be difficult to be recognized everywhere, so that I couldn't do things ordinary people do.
scholars-and-scholarship shame
What have those Jordanians and Palestinians and Saudis got to do with us? Shame on them!
scholars-and-scholarship status sure turned
She turned it really good. And I'm not sure of the status yet.
scholars-and-scholarship specific
I don't think it's anything specific to this area, but it's still under investigation.
scholars-and-scholarship
We'll do it again. We're going to see it through.
scholars-and-scholarship upset
I think we can upset some of the big teams,
scholars-and-scholarship stuff
That stuff comes and goes. It's something you've got to play through.
scholars-and-scholarship
She said every place she went, he showed up.
scholars-and-scholarship shoes
I've been in your shoes many times so I understand. Eileen collins
scholars-and-scholarship start stop unusual
It wouldn't be unusual at all for them to stop and start again.