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humor envy praise
Expect not praise without envy until you are dead. Charles Caleb Colton
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humor shields darts
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery Charles Simmons
humor want goes-on
The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present. Alan Watts
humor comedian realizing
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Alan Moore
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
textbooks week pastor
I am a pastor, and I teach and preach the Bible to my congregation every week. But the Bible is not a manufacturer's handbook. Neither is it a science textbook nor a guidebook for public policy. Adam Hamilton
textbooks propaganda soviet
Textbooks are Soviet propaganda. Jerry Falwell
textbooks imf world
I found myself doing extraordinary things that arent in the textbooks. Then the IMF asked the U.S. to please print money. The whole world is now practicing what they have been saying I should not. I decided that God had been on my side and had come to vindicate me. Gideon Gono
textbooks study biochemistry
By the time I was 12 or 13, I was studying biochemistry textbooks. Joshua Lederberg
textbooks
Each others' lives are our best textbooks. Gloria Steinem
textbooks able causes
I am sure it is in the medical textbooks, there are many things that cause immune deficiency and you will find therefore in the South African HIV and AIDS programme, that it will say that part of what we have got to do is to make sure that our health infrastructure, our health system is able to deal adequately with all of the illnesses that are a consequence of AIDS. Thabo Mbeki
textbooks cases written
What do you do with a textbook case when no one's written the textbook? Neal Shusterman
textbooks scientology
I am a writer of the textbooks of scientology. L. Ron Hubbard
monsters looks nightmare
To exclude anything that appears in your universe is not love. Love joins with everything. It doesn't exclude the monster. It doesn't avoid the nightmare - it looks forward to it. Byron Katie
monsters logic make-sense
I'm a logic monster, if things don't make sense I gotta make sense of them. Denzel Washington
monsters creation feminine
... a woman who is not feminine is a monster in creation. Elizabeth Missing Sewell
monsters innocent strange-phenomena
Life swarms with innocent monsters. Charles Baudelaire
monsters rage certain
The monsters act out our rage. They act on their worst impulses, which is appealing to a certain part of us. They get punished for it, but we've enjoyed the spectacle of their liberation. Clive Barker
monsters
Midian is where the monsters go.
monsters transformation creation
The monster I kill every day is the monster of realism. The monster who attacks me every day is destruction. Out of the duel comes the transformation. I turn destruction into creation over and over again. Anais Nin
monsters devouring introspection
Introspection is a devouring monster.
monsters victim witness
History is nothing except monsters or victims. Or witnesses. Chuck Palahniuk